In basketball games, the home team wears white, and the visiting team wears a more saturated color.
In tennis, the players wear whatever they please, regardless of their seed in the tournament.
That’s why all of us watching the Monte Carlo Rolex Masters tournament on Tennis Channel are experiencing eye strain.
Both players in orange jerseys.
On an orange clay court.
I believe my eyes are bleeding orange blood, too.
Posted in Celebrities, Entertainment, Fashion, Humor, Sports, Television
Tagged basketball, blood, clay court, color, entertainment, eye strain, eyes, Fashion, home team, Humor, Monte Carlo Rolex Masters, Novak Djokovic, orange, Rafa Nadal, Sports, Television, tennis, Tennis Channel, tennis tournament, tournament seed, visiting team
I haven’t watched Cooking Channel much at all, but a commercial for Cutthroat Kitchen caught my eye.
Host Alton Brown is always good for a laugh.
If you haven’t seen the show, four professional chefs compete in cooking challenges while Alton Brown sabotages them.
But there’s a catch.
He actually gives each chef money at the beginning of the game so that they can bid to sabotage each other, making the timed competition even more challenging. The eventual winner keeps whatever money he has left at the end of the game.
As the episode comes to an end, I realize it’s not for me.
It reminds me too much of hazing…or those degrading initiation days that some of my high school clubs subjected new members to freshman year. The folks in charge are laughing, but it’s more mean-spirited than funny.
Just ask Jon Hamm. That stuff comes back to bite you in the butt.
Posted in Celebrities, Cooking, Entertainment, Games, Humor, Restaurants, Television
Tagged Alton Brown, bite you in the butt, celebrities, challenge, chef, competition, cooking, Cooking Channel, Cutthroat Kitchen, entertainment, episode, freshman, games, hazing, high school, Humor, initiation, Jon Hamm, laughing, mean spirited, money, sabotage, Television, who's laughing now, winner
My advice for today: never take time for granted.
As in, don’t assume your smartphone clock is always right. Like I did this morning.
I woke up and glanced at my phone — 6am.
I could turn off my usual 6:30 alarm (because I hate alarms) and check my email, Facebook, etc. before I woke up the dog, who I could hear snoring on his pillow.
A lazy, relaxing start to the day.
When the two of us ventured out into the living room some 45 minutes later, the DVR clock held a surprise —
It was 5:45, not 6:45 like my phone seemed to think.
A quick check of my phone’s clock settings revealed that the “automatic date and time” selection that links your phone to the network time was unchecked.
I don’t know how that happened. I certainly didn’t do it. But consider this post an opportunity for you to double check your smartphone settings…
And get all the sleep you deserve tonight.
Posted in Dogs, Humor, Life, Technology, time
Tagged alarm, alarm clock, automatic date and time, cell phone, Dogs, DVR, Humor, life, living room, network, settings, sleep, smartphone, snoring, technology, time, time warp
When I logged on to Twitter this morning, the trending topics reflected the serious topics of the day.
I was impressed that people were discussing issues of import instead of the usual One Direction laments and Kim Kardashian’s bottom.
But by day’s end?
Equilibrium has been restored.
Posted in Commentary, humor Internet, Life, Television
Tagged #bostonday, #taxday, Arrow, commentary, deep thoughts, Humor, Internet, Kim Kardashian, life, One Direction, Survivor, Television, trendingtopic, Twitter
I had appointment after appointment today, so I was walking through the streets of Manhattan for hours….which meant I overheard a lot of chatter.
My favorites were between kids and their parents.
Child: Mom, can I get a smoothie?
Mom: I don’t have any money.
Child: Well, can’t we just buy some?
Child: …we saw Adrian afterwards.
Grandmother: It’s nice that he lives close by.
Child: Yes, right by the sewer.
Child in Stroller: Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo Woo…
Dad: Do you simply have to be heard all the time?
Child: (silence) Yes. Woo Woo Woo Woo
Posted in Children, Family, Humor, Life, Relationships, Walking
Tagged appointment, chatter, child, children, conversations, dad, eavesdropping, family, grandma, Humor, kids, life, Manhattan, mom, money, New York City, parents, sewer, smoothie, streets, stroller, voices, walking, woo woo
Everyone’s had a cheesy grin on their face today cause it’s National Grilled Cheese Day.
But some critics are accusing our fav sandwich of being a fraud.
It’s true — most folks cook grilled cheese sandwiches in a skillet, which technically makes it a fried cheese sandwich.
Is this supposed to make us feel bad? Or the ‘grilled’ cheese sandwich taste less amazing?
No and no.
As we say in the South, get over your fine self.
Posted in Cooking, Food, Holiday, Humor, Life
Tagged cheese, cooking, food, fraud, fried cheese, get over your fine self, grilled cheese sandwich, Holiday, Humor, life, National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day, sandwich, skillet, South