Anyone who knows me knows how much I love Robert Pattinson. One day I didn’t know his name, and then I accidentally see ‘Twilight’ on opening night — different story for a different day — and now I’m semi-oh-why-the-hell-am-I-lying-beyond-obsessed with him.
Then today I read on Hollyscoop that Twitter — which earlier I described as the new ‘memorial for the dead’ — may by its very existence be killing Robert. His every move is tweeted for all to see. He has no peace. His life is, by his own admission, ‘ruined.’
If this is true, I should boycott Twitter. I should delete my account altogether and walk away. Return to my life before I tweeted and played voyeur to those who tweet before me.
But then…how would I follow Robert?
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