Bacon benies

Ask any business traveler — the success of any off-site conference, meeting or training session hinges upon one essential element:

BACON

It’s that simple.

Any time you gather together individuals for two or more days away from home — away from their families, their routines, their creature comforts — you must provide bacon at breakfast to insure their stamina and good health.

(I mean mental health, of course.)

Even if these businessmen and women don’t regularly eat bacon at home, offering them bacon each morning during your meeting will automatically adjust their attitude towards the positive, making them more tolerant for whatever amazing agenda your company has planned.

I know of what I speak.  It’s Saturday.  I’m working all day at a meeting in Los Angeles.  My head won’t hit the pillow until the wee hours of the morning.

How will I motor through?

Bacon.  It’s what’s for breakfast.

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6 Responses to Bacon benies

  1. What is it with bacon. People tweet about it all the time on Twitter, too.

    It’s a comfort food. And it tastes better when someone else makes it. Also, less mess.

  2. Oh so true!! It’s a commonality between humans and canines. We’ll both perform for a bacon strip. My human says bacon is the ultimate comfort food.
    Sandy
    http://www.sandysays1.wordpress.com

  3. Mmmmm I love bacon. It’s pretty hard to come by where I live now. However, bacon cheers me up. I can be really stressed out and upset but if I have some bacon, things just seem better and I’m more relaxed.
    viva la bacon!

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