If any meat deserves a rhyme,
It would be pork…every time.
Oh yeah — that sings!
That is the best poem I have read in years! It may have something to do with my being on a diet too, I love bacon…I miss bacon…
Bacon is the best. You deserve it. :)
Wonderful! I couldn’t imagine life without bacon. And I must admit, I have written a few too many poems on that wondrous treat.
Ohhh — do share! The world needs more odes to bacon. :)
I believe a few are up in my haiku (#631, 725, & 951). They are also collected in my just released ebook, Status Haiku.
And yes, the world needs more bacon. Marie Antoinette was probably misquoted: give them bacon rather than cake.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner of the internet today! Awesome pic / poem which deserves to go viral. Have you got a version of the image watermarked with your blog site address at the bottom or something ? Might be worth it if people start passing it around!
Bacon poem… Simple, dumb and funny! COMBO!
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