I woke up this morning with a powerful craving…
Goldfish crackers
I’m not sure what prompted it, but it’s here. And I have no choice but to satisfy it. The question is –
Will one goldfish cracker do the trick?
Uh, no.
Instead, I must consider…
This many.
Seems prudent, seems sensible. But I wonder if a handful of goldfish crackers will satisfy my craving…or just piss it off?
Make it angrier?
You don’t want to mess with an awesome craving…especially for salty, cheesy goodness that is the goldfish.
Oh yeah.
That’s more like it.
Here, fishy fishy.
Goldfish are the ultimate secret weapon for parents…they calm down meltdowns..hunger..and boredom. My wife always has a stash in her purse just in case…
That is a great strategy…but how do you keep from eating them yourself??