I used to think, incorrectly, that the common housefly lives less than a week.
Thanks to the Google machine, I have since learned that a fly can live 15+ days in the wild, and 30 days in optimal conditions.
What are optimal conditions?
The temps available in your home. Or, I should say, my home.
I have had a fly buzzing around my apartment for almost a week. He only reveals himself once or twice a day.
I haven’t been able to swat him, and I haven’t been able to get him to go out the door.
And really, why would he?
He’s got it made here.
Posted in Animals, Home, Humor, Life, Nature
Tagged animals, apartment, fly, fly away, home, house, house fly, Humor, life, life span, nature, SWAT, temperature
Posted in Animals, Dogs, Entertainment, Food, Holiday, Humor, Internet, Life, Music
Tagged dancing, Dogs, entertainment, food, Holiday, Humor, Internet, life, Music, world emoji day
Congratulations to 2015 Triple Crown winner American Pharoah, the first three-year old to do so since Affirmed in 1978. And now his name will live forever along side that of past champions Secretariat, Seattle Slew and Citation.
He’s a Kentucky thoroughbred, of course.
Posted in Animals, History, Humor, News, Sports, Travel
Tagged Affirmed, American Pharoah, animals, Citation, history, horse racing, Humor, Kentucky, news, Seattle Slew, Secretariat, Sports, thoroughbred, Travel, Triple Crown
Trash day is tomorrow here in NYC — heck , we have it three days a week — so the garbage bags were lining the streets during my evening walk with Rory.
In my neighborhood most of the bags are Mint-X brand, advertised to be rodent-repellent…which got me thinking —
What do mice have against mint?
Is it poisonous to them? Does it make them sick? Will it irritate their creepy rodent skin?
Nope. They simply don’t like the smell.
Well, la te da. Sorry to offend the disease-carrying little critters.
Posted in Advertising, Animals, Commentary, Health, Humor, Life, New York City, Walking
Tagged advertising, animals, Bew York City, commentary, Dogs, garbage, Health, Humor, life, mice, mint, Mint-X, repellent, rodents, trash day, walking
Every time I shake someone’s hand, people comment on how soft my hands are.
If only one person said it, I would shrug it off. But it’s become a thing.
What makes it especially weird is that I hate hand lotion. Never use it. And I’m not doing anything to pamper them.
So what gives?
Well, I started paying attention of late, and have decided that the one substance that comes in contact with my hands several times a day may be the reason:
Dawn dishwashing liquid
I wash my hands so many times a day because I’m feeding the dog and medicating the dog and cleaning up after his various and sundry bodily functions.
It’s like a TV commercial from the 50’s.
But then again, they are that soft.
Posted in Advertising, Animals, Beauty, Humor, Life, Relationships
Tagged 50's, advertising, animals, beauty, bodily function, Dawn dishwashing liquid, dog food, Dogs, hand lotion, hand shake, hands, Humor, life, medication, pamper, Relationships, soft hands, tv commercial
My dog Rory turned 16 last December, but he has the appetite of a puppy.
Translation: he’s become a picky little shit.
I’ve tried rewarding him with treats after he finishes his dinner. When that stopped working, I gave him the treats first. Then switched to different treats. Then changed his food. Then his bowl. Then started hand-feeding him.
I’m willing to do the work.
Last week I learned a trick from my vet. I don’t know why she has been holding out on me for so long, but it got him to eat like gangbusters.
Smear a little baby food on top of the dog food.
She recommended chicken flavor with broth. I applied said smear, and could barely get the dish on the floor before Rory was face-deep in his dinner.
I was a very happy Mama Dog.
You can be, too.
Posted in Animals, Dogs, Food, Humor, Life
Tagged animals, appetite, baby food, dinner, dog bowl, dog food, dog treats, Dogs, food, Humor, life, open wide, picky little shit
I want to go to there.
Posted in Animals, History, Humor, Life, Photography, Travel
Tagged animals, history, Humor, life, Monkey world, monkeys, museums, photography, signs, tank museum, tanks, Travel