I have become a bit of an HGTV addict since a visit to a good friend last August.
Now the channel is the background noise in my apartment. Property Brothers, Fixer Upper, and Love It or List It are major distractions. And I hear this tired cliche from homeowners all the time —
Perhaps I should be thrilled that the woman is ‘winning’ in this scenario, but instead it kinda pisses me off.
I’ve never been married, but I envision a partnership of sorts where decisions are made together and compromise is key. This credo makes it sound like the wife is some crabby curmudgeon who holds every outcome over her husband’s head. If its doesn’t go her way, grudges will commence! Sex will be withheld! Pain will be inflicted!
Geez — where’s the love?
And where’s the husband equivalent of this saying? Is there one?
An unmarried woman wants to know.
Posted in Commentary, Design, Family, Home, Humor, Life, Love, Relationships, Television
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Have you seen the dress that has blown up the Internet?
Looks white and gold to me…although the woman who originally posted the pic has revealed the dress is really blue and black.
What colors do you see?
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Tagged color, design, dress, Fashion, Humor, Internet, photography
It’s a running gag in television shows and movies —
Dad’s ugly recliner
It often has seen better days, no longer fitting in with Mom’s decorating updates inspired by HGTV. And when Dad sees it, Dad sits in it. And stays.
Oh, the hilarity that the average sitcom has mined from that age-old dynamic. It’s funny ’cause it’s true.
If you remember that chair–or, more tragically, still have that chair sitting in your home and rue the day–perhaps this recliner will help you realize…
It could be a lot worse.
Posted in Design, Family, Furniture, Home, Humor, Relationships
Tagged age-old dynamic, chair, dad, decor, design, family, funny because it's true, furniture, have a seat, HGTV, hilarity, home, Humor, mom, recliner, Relationships, rue the day, running gag, sitcoms, ugly chair
Happy Valentine’s Day from the Egg
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Tagged design, Holiday, hugs, Humor, kisser, kisses, love, pink, red, right on the kisser, Valentine's Day, valetine, XOXO
I have seen a lot of articles of late on how to achieve the desired posture while sitting at my desk.
I didn’t use to have to worry about this kind of thing.
The folks who requisitioned my office furniture did.
But I home office — like more and more workers out there — so now the ergonomics of our home office space is up to us.
You can spend a lot of money on desks and chairs and ‘strategery’ your layout, but some spine czars say simple things like putting a pillow behind your back can make a big difference.
My favorite piece of advice?
Put a book on your head. Your body automatically aligns itself to maintain balance. I’ve tried this one, and it works — on me, a little too well.
You see, my head is really flat. I can slump and the book stays.
(That’s why I like this method so much.)
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Tagged balance, book on the head, Business, chair, computer, design, desk, ergonomics, family, flat head, friends, furniture, Health, home, home office, Humor, life, office furniture, philosophy, pillow, posture, sit up straight, slump, spine, spine czar, strategery, work, workers
I’ll check with Alanis Morissette.
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Tagged Alainis Morissette, art, celebrities, comedy, design, Humor, irony, Music
…when you’re traveling, that is.
Will get where I’m going soon!