I am watching ESPN, and a commercial for Cheez-Its just aired.
You’ve probably seen it.
Scientists are testing cheese to make sure it is mature…because only aged cheddar goes into Cheez-Its.
I don’t know. The immature cheese sounds like a lot more fun. I think it would taste better, too.
These are the important issues that occupy my big brain.
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Tagged advertising, cheddar, cheese, Cheez-Its, commentary, commercials, ESPN, Foods, Humor, issues, life, snacks, Sports, Television
Television news anchors will be reciting Morton Salt‘s famed slogan “When it rains, it pours” ad nauseam tonight after a wall collapsed at a plant outside Chicago, spilling salt all over cars in an Acura dealership next door.
Within minutes, two separate delivery trucks carrying lemons and bottles of tequila crashed into that very same lot.
No one was injured, but many people were reportedly smashed.
Posted in Advertising, Automobiles, Comedy, Entertainment, Foods, Humor, Life, News, Shopping, Travel
Tagged Acura, advertising, advertising slogan, automobiles, car dealership, Chicago, comedy, delivery truck, entertainment, factory, Humor, injuries, lemon, life, Morton Salt, news, news anchor, salt, shopping, smashed, tequila, Travel, TV news, when it rains it pours
My sister and I came across these pumpkins for sell in the Chelsea Market here in New York City:
We were both blown away by the price, especially for ‘great pumpkins’ that clearly ranged in size and weight. (I’m pretty sure Linus would bemoan the blatant consumerism as well.)
How much would giant pumpkins go for in your neck of the woods?
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Tagged advertising, Chelsea Market, comics, commentary, consumerism, Foods, Great Pumpkin, Humor, Linus, New York City, Peanuts, price, pumpkins, shopping, size, weight, your neck of the woods
You don’t know or appreciate the mother’s milk that is iced or hot tea…
…but that ain’t none of my business.
I know I am a little late to this meme, but I had to take a shot.
Posted in Animals, Foods, Humor, Internet, Life
Tagged animals, beverages, but that ain't none of my business, Foods, hot tea, Humor, iced tea, Internet, Kermit the Frog, Lipton, meme, mother's milk, Muppets, puppets, southern comfort
Did you put a zucchini on your neighbor’s porch today?
lf you’re a gardener, today was a national holiday devoted to casting off the excess veggies from your harvest.
So I hope you paid it forward…
Posted in Cooking, Foods, Green, Holiday, Humor, Life, Nature
Tagged cooking, Foods, gardener, green, Holiday, Humor, life, nature, pay it forward, produce, zucchini