The Mayan calendar predicts the world’s end in December. But in case it’s wrong…
Some ‘architects’ have built a Mayan pyramid out of chocolate big enough to kill us all.
In fact, this model of the Kukulcan Mayan pyramid in Chichen Itza, Mexico broke the Guinness World Record for the World’s Largest Chocolate Sculpture.
California dessert and pastry school Qzina labored more than 400 hours to create the six-foot high structure which weighs over 18,000 pounds.
That’s one-thirtieth the size of the original Mayan temple.
The chocolate sculpture will be destroyed on December 21 — the last date on the Mayan calendar. According to the Qzina website, they haven’t decided exactly how to dismantle the thing.
Seriously?
I know a lot of folks who would volunteer to help make that baby disappear.
Sweets for the sweet
I had big dreams as a kid — live in New York City, be on TV, write a book. Well, I have a new one to add to that list:
Be immortalized in cake.
We’re talking a 5’2″ life-size vanilla cake with buttercream, covered in modeling chocolate. It was created by Cake Boss star Buddy Valastro and his team.
And you thought Betty couldn’t get any sweeter.
The cake was served at Wednesday night at Betty’s roast at the Friars Club here in New York City…hence their motto at the base (where Betty’s feet should be).
Funny thing — being roasted?
Not on my list.
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