There are many pursuits in life that we trust only to experts. Electrical. Plumbing. Surgery. The cutting of our bangs.
Trust me on that last one.
So why do so many people attempt to photograph the food on the plate in front of them?
True, cameraphones today have the technology to produce great images, but that doesn’t automatically mean we can…especially when hot and cold foods are involved.
Food stylists employ all kinds of amazing techniques and non-food items to create the beautiful images we enjoy online and in magazines.
Like Hollywood superstars, these foods are airbrushed and artificial.
That’s why your picture of grandma’s green bean casserole or turkey chili or that special cocktail from the bar that you text from your phone or post on Facebook or Twitter often receives such unexpectedly negative comments from your family and friends.
It looks kinda gross. Sorry.
Orange fingers
Cheetos are my favorite salty snack. But a method of attack?
I hadn’t realized their potential.
When the administrator summoned the student to his office, the teenager refused, attacking him instead. “Cheetos went flying everywhere,” Superintendent Ed Eiler said.
The student was arrested by police and is suspended from school pending internal review.
Now, you can shake your head at several aspects of this story. The student’s lack of respect for authority. The fact that police had to get involved in school discipline. But all I can think is…
What a horrifying waste of Cheetos.
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