I just read on the Interwebs that the average household mattress contains 2 million dust mites.
I don’t share this because misery loves company.
I just wonder:
Where did dust mites live before mattresses were invented?
Mattresses with linen or cotton covers didn’t appear until the mid-18th century. Were dust mites nomadic before that time? Did man’s invention change their way of life? Make them fat and lazy?
Are dust mites bigger and scarier now then they used to be??
I won’t be sleeping tonight.
Posted in Animals, Design, History, Home, Humor, Life
Tagged animals, cotton, design, dust mites, history, home, Humor, insects, Internet, interwebs, linen, mattress, misery loves company, mite not, nomadic, sleep
When we were young, my sister and I spent many a fun-filled afternoon playing “camping” with our Barbie dolls — and our brother’s GI Joe action figures — in our family’s formal living room.
(Other than Christmas, it was the best use of that room.)
The green carpet was obviously the grassy forest floor. We used Kleenex as sleeping bags. And Dr. Seuss books tilted open were the perfect tents. Plus, GI Joe had a jeep, so there were lots of four wheelin’ and other shenanigans.
Those were simpler times. Barbie wanted simpler things.
Posted in Children, Family, Games, Home, Humor, Toys
Tagged action figures, Barbie, brother, camping, carpet, children, dolls, Dr. Seuss, family, forest, four wheeling, games, GI Joe, Humor, Jeep, Kleenex, living room, simpler times, sister, sleeping bags, tents, toys, uptown girl
It’s Friday night, and I am parked on the couch.
There’s no place I’d rather be.
It feels like I have spent the past two months on the road.
A week in Japan.
A long weekend in Kentucky.
Another week in Boston with Rory Dog.
Don’t get me wrong — I enjoyed all my trips, even the days and nights when I had to work. But I have missed my apartment and my adopted hometown.
When I moved to New York City eight years ago, I wanted to live in my favorite place to visit.
Time to play tourist right here at home!
Posted in Business, Home, Humor, Life, Travel
Tagged apartment, Boston, Business, favorite place, Friday night, hello stranger, home, hometown, Humor, Japan, Kentucky, life, New York City, NYC, tourist, Travel, trip, visit, work
I recently ordered new chairs for the dining nook of my apartment. When they arrived, I had to perform minimal assembly — attaching the wooden legs and adding some bolts under the seat for extra support.
Now, I’ve assembled a lot of furniture in my day. The packaging and instruction sheet typically leave a lot to be desired.
This one got it right.
The instructions were clear, concise and included an illustration for every step. Most importantly, the teeny tiny parts were clearly labeled and packaged together.
No searching through the box for tiny bags. No trying to match bolts to numbers or hard-to-read graphics.
So that promised ten-minute job?
It actually took ten minutes. (Maybe less.)
Posted in Advertising, Business, Commentary, Design, Furniture, Home, Humor, Life, Shopping
Tagged advertising, apartment, bolts, Business, commentary, design, dining chairs, dining nook, dining room, furniture, furniture assembly, graphics, home, Humor, instruction sheet, instructions, labeled parts, life, packaging, seat, shopping, some assembly required, truth in advertising, woden legs
The acoustics in our hotel meeting room today were not ideal.
Microphones popped. Feedback screamed in our ears. And still other presenters were impossible to hear.
But in the back of the room, we were soothed by the delicate clink and tinkle of…
Although located high above us in the ballroom, their sway in the air-conditioned breeze was both soothing and unexpected.
Wonder how my living room would look sporting one?
Posted in Business, Design, Furniture, Home, Humor, Life
Tagged acoustics, audio, Business, chandeliers, Crystal, decor, design, feedback, furniture, home, hotel, Humor, life, lighting, microphones, soothing, tinkle
I want this door.
Now, there’s sentence I never thought I’d say.
But once you watch the video below, I’m pretty sure you’ll want this door, too.
Currently only a prototype, the Evolution Door by Austrian designer Klemens Torggler is sleek, modern and requires no floor track to make its way cool transition from side to side. It also has rounded edges so you or anyone in your house don’t lose any fingers walking into a room.
Seriously, watch the video. Then join the ranks of people, like me, who –
WANT THIS DOOR.
Posted in Design, Furniture, Home, Humor, Shopping, Technology
Tagged Austria, design, door, Evolution Door, furniture, home, Humor, Klemens Torggler, life, sliding doors, technology, video, Vienna
I can’t believe The Wizarding World of Harry Potter has been open for four years, and I still haven’t gone.
So I’m going in the next couple of months — before the summer crush of kids and family.
Or am I?
Universal Orlando announced just yesterday that the park is launching a new expansion…
Can I really go now and miss all the cool new attractions? We’re talking the actual Diagon Alley, a fully functional Hogwarts Express train that connects the Universal parks, more shops and restaurants from the books, and a new ride called “Harry Potter and the Escape from Gringotts.”
Of course, if I do wait and go this summer, all those kids will be there….which means ginormous crowds and lines and heat and sweat and regret.
Perhaps I can wait a bit longer — what’s a few more months at this point — and go between Thanksgiving and Christmas. That is supposedly the slowest time at the park.
Decisions, decisions. OH WAIT –
I’ll got twice!
Posted in Books, Entertainment, Home, Movies, Travel
Tagged amusement park, books, Diagon Alley, entertainment, Escape from Gringotts, Harry Potter, Hogwarts Express train, Humor, life, Movies, park expansion, restaurants, shops, summer, The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, Travel, Universal Orlando, witchy woman