I have a pop quiz for you today on The Egg:
Can you identify the objects below?
Hint: They are not candy.
(I know — it’s shocking, considering who is asking.)
Place your guess in the comments. The answer and additional information in Wednesday’s Egg!
Posted in Children, Games, Home, Humor, Life, Photography
Tagged brain teaser, children, comments, family, found objects, games, guess, home, Humor, life, photography, pop quiz, quiz, Wednesday
Okay, patriotic sports fans.
It’s time for you to hurl your alcohol-soaked national pride at one of my favorite sporting events — a sport that dare I say more people watch year-round (instead of once every four years):
Golf’s Ryder Cup, which pits the United States Team versus The World — that’s the entire world, people — kicks off tomorrow in Scotland.
I’m giving you an entire day to prepare. Gather your buddies. Pick your bar and drink of choice. Warm up your vocal chords for the vigorous screaming that will commence.
If you’ve never experienced golf on television before, I invite you to watch these world-class players representing their countries going head-to head.
I think you will be surprised to see how truly exciting it is.
You just might find yourself screaming, beer or not beer.
Posted in Entertainment, Friends, Humor, Life, Sports, Travel
Tagged alcohol, bar, beer, buddies, friends, GlenEagles, golf, head-to-head, Humor, life, national pride, patriotic, Ryder Cup, Scotland, screaming, sporting event, Sports, sports fans, Television, The World Team, Travel, United States team, vocal chords, world-class players
I just read on the Interwebs that the average household mattress contains 2 million dust mites.
I don’t share this because misery loves company.
I just wonder:
Where did dust mites live before mattresses were invented?
Mattresses with linen or cotton covers didn’t appear until the mid-18th century. Were dust mites nomadic before that time? Did man’s invention change their way of life? Make them fat and lazy?
Are dust mites bigger and scarier now then they used to be??
I won’t be sleeping tonight.
Posted in Animals, Design, History, Home, Humor, Life
Tagged animals, cotton, design, dust mites, history, home, Humor, insects, Internet, interwebs, linen, mattress, misery loves company, mite not, nomadic, sleep
If people who prefer candy and chocolate have a sweet tooth…
What do you call it when you prefer salty snacks?
I’m a chips/nuts/pretzels kinda gal — no contest. So what body part is assigned to that?
This is very important.
Posted in Commentary, Food, Humor, Life
Tagged candy, chips, chocolate, food, Humor, life, nuts, pretzels, question, salty snacks, sweet tooth
On rare occasions, I have had the pleasure of having a professional artist do my makeup.
Each asked my preferences before they began– colors, eyes, lips, etc. For example, I often said I liked a ‘strong eye.’
Thank goodness they never interpreted that to mean this —
Posted in Animals, Beauty, Fashion, Humor, Life
Tagged animals, beauty, eye shadow, fash, Humor, ladybug, life, Makeup, makeup artist