Category Archives: New Years

Just visiting

2013 is two days old.

As The Egg marvels at this turn of events, we look back at the Top 10 Search Terms that brought visitors to our little site in 2012.

Take a gander:

c311. The letter ‘C’

 

 

 
ryan-gosling-3002. Ryan Gosling

 

 

 
red hat3. hats

 

 

 
Adam Levine4. Adam Levine

 

 

 
brain graphic5. bulto biggest

(I don’t get this one at all…)

 

 
band6. band

 

 

 
win-win-movie-poster7. movie

 

 

 
christopher-columb-51588. Christopher Columbus

 

 

 
elephant crossing9. elephant

 

 

 
flock of migrating canada geese birds10. the sunshine state

 

 

 

Let’s see — that’s movies, music, celebrities, animals, fashion, and a couple of random entries that even I can’t explain…

Yep.  Sounds like The Egg to me!  Thanks for stopping by.

Dog days

Dear New Yorker merchandising department:

Please bring back your Dog Cartoons calendars.

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I have bought these wall calendars for years. Last year, I couldn’t find that version, but I started shopping in January…so I blamed it on a lack of inventory.

Now I realize they weren’t made in 2012. And early shopping reveals they aren’t around for 2013 either.

This is not a good way to start the year, New Yorker.  I need my monthly dose of doggie humor.  Now, be a good boy and bring them back…okay?

I’ll give you a treat.

Where there’s smoke

For people who celebrate Chinese New Year — or just heart Chinese food — today marks the official beginning of the Year of the Dragon.  According to legend, the dragon is a symbol of good fortune, intense power and authority.

That’s so hot.

But I have to wonder – what kind of dragon will 2012 be?

Will it be like the dragon in the first Shrek movie — ferocious and fire-breathing one moment, then a puddle of mush the next, all because of the attentions of a wise-cracking yet lovable Donkey?

(And how many months of the year will be fire-like, and how many mush?)

Or will 2012 be a dragon with a temperament more in keeping with the three beasts in the Tri-Wizard Tournament in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire?  They also breathed fire and brimstone, but were initially restrained by bars and chains.  When they finally broke free, they fought till the death to vanquish their enemies.

Not sure I want to go up against a year like that.

No, I would prefer the Year of the Dragon to be more like Toothless in How to Train Your Dragon.  He was first misunderstood and underestimated, but man oh man — didn’t he end up being exactly the kind of dragon you wanted on your team when the going got tough.

Yep.  That’s the 2012 I’d like to see.

Blocked

There have been a lot of reruns on TV during the holidays.  Now 2012 has arrived.

Is this year going to be a rerun, too?

I was reading a ‘style preview’ and was fascinated to discover that color blocking is going to be all the rage in 2012.

Color blocking?  Wow.  How innovative.  I think this has been the third or fourth time that color blocking has been ‘new and red hot’ in my lifetime alone.

I remember buying a Mondrian-style blazer for my very first job out of college when color blocking was big.

I know fashion is cyclical, but I wish we had a few more original ‘episodes’ thrown in between the reruns.

I gotta admit, though — these new color blocked tights are kinda out there.   So maybe color blocking in 2012 is less of a rerun…

…and more of sequel with 3D effects.

Shining stars

The lights on Broadway are a bit darker today…

…and not just because it’s Monday.

Hugh Jackman, Daniel Radcliffe and John Larroquette all completed their highly successful runs in Hugh Jackman: Back on Broadway and How to Succeed in Business without Really Trying respectively.

Living down the street, I was fortunate to see both shows multiple times.  They deserved all the critical and audience acclaim that was heaped upon them (much by me right here on The Egg).

But one stat from Jackman’s show deserves yet another mention.

While he earned over $14.6 million dollars during his 10-week run at the Broadhurst — setting records for that theatre alone — he also raised a record $1.8 million for the charity Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS.

I saw him raise $60,000 in one evening alone, auctioning simple meet-and-greets after the show.

The 2012 Broadway season has a hard act to follow!

By the numbers

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM THE EGG!

Here’s hoping the changing digits bring a year filled with adventure and all good things!

Save the date

The last day of 2011. Blogs are filled with the year in review, ‘best of’ lists, and previews of what’s to come.

Me? I’m just psyched about my new calendar.

We may be living in a digital world, carrying our lives around on our smartphones, but I still love selecting the wall calendar that hangs over the desk in my home office.

It used to be a no-brainer — the New Yorker dog cartoons calendar every year. And then they stopped making it two years ago.

Bums.

So now I journey to Barnes & Noble, not knowing what calendar on the racks and spinners before me will catch my eye. But this year’s selection was an exciting combination of all the things I hold most dear:

Dogs. Movies. Celebrities. Kitch.

Yeah, that’s a cat. But he wasn’t dressed up for the photo. All the Jack Sparrow-ness was digitally added later.

There’s also Andy Warhol. And Austin Powers. Dame Edna. Mother Teresa.

Yep. It’s gonna be a good year.

Star seach

What’s your sign?

Not so easy to answer these days, is it?

Scientists say the constellations have shifted position in the night sky, which means our astrological signs may have moved by as much as a month.  People who have thought themselves Pisces their whole lives are now Aries.  Aries now Taurus.  These scientists are even trying to insert a new 13th sign into the mix — a freaky one called “Ophiuchus,” the snake bearer.

Well.  That sounds like…fun.

Astrologers say to ignore all the hoopla.  Apparently Western astrology isn’t based on the constellations; it’s based on the four seasons, and they don’t change.  So the 12 signs should remain as is, regardless of whether the stars have moved or not.  In fact, they ding FOX News for picking up the story and confusing the facts in the first place.

Meow.

Me?  I’m more a fan of the Chinese zodiac and their 12-year calendar of animal signs.  I was born in the Year of the Rabbit, a very lucky sign which bestows all kinds of positive traits on its children.

Graciousness.  Good manners.  Sound counsel.  Kindness.  Sensitivity to beauty. Soft speech.  Grace.

Well, I got some of those.

(Remember, I’m a sticky egg.  We are lucky to get hand-me-downs.)

Start simple

I hope you’ve been putting your slow cooker to good use this year.  After all, January is National Slow Cooker Month.

It’s also National Hot Tea Month, National Soup Month, National Radon Action Month, National Mentoring Month, National Blood Donor Month, National Oatmeal Month, National Polka Month, National Train Your Dog Month, and National Break Up Month.

No wonder we can’t keep a resolution for more than a week.

Even if everyone began the new year with an enormous burst of energy, do we really think we could give each of these causes the time or attention they deserve?

Darn those pesky jobs and families.

Perhaps some of these efforts would benefit from joining forces.  For example, making soup or oatmeal in a slow cooker and serving it with a cup of hot tea to folks who have gone through a bad break up.  We could call it National Slow Soups & Brew when Ya Gotta Stew Day.

Or conducting mentoring sessions at a local blood drive, polka lesson, or dog obedience trial, where hot tea, soup and oatmeal are served for refreshment…in slow cookers, of course.  That could be called National Mentor Your Bloody Slow Dog Polka Day.

I haven’t figured out the radon yet (although I guess either celebration could, in theory, give you gas).

Building blocks

Happy New Year from the Egg!

My friend Trish hosts an annual day-long party to kick off the new year.  It usually starts around 1pm — gotta give folks time to sleep off their NYE festivities, after all — and goes until the last person is left standing.

Trish and the crew eat, drink, watch football and play games all day.  It’s a lot of fun.  I would be attending today…except she lives half-way across the country.

So, in an attempt to join in the fun from afar, I will be spending part of my day playing Online Jenga.

That’s right — Jenga has gone digital.  You can play it with however many players you’ve got.  (So one is acceptable, if that’s your situation.  No judgment.)

Give it a try between football games.  You might just find it addictive.

And what better way to start the new year than with a new way to waste your time!