You see a little bit of everything here in New York City. I’ve always chalked it up to our open-mindedness and the spirit of creativity that is so much a part of this, the greatest city in the world.
Turns out — it could be aliens.
Did you know that that the state of New York ranks #5 in the Top 10 states reporting UFO sightings? It’s true.
There’s a chart:
So, if you’re celebrating World UFO Day, NYC potentially has a lot to offer.
Posted in Astrology, Entertainment, Holiday, Humor, News
Tagged aliens, astronomy, Broadway, creativity, entertainment, Holiday, Humor, little green men, New York City, New York state, news, newspaper, open-minded, science, space, the greatest city in the world, UFO sightings, UFOs, USA Today, World UFO Day
Did you know that ferrets have been banned in New York City for over 15 years?
Then Mayor Rudy Giuliani banned the critters. And Michael Bloomberg upheld his decision.
But now thanks to Ariel Jasper, a Brooklyn College student, that may all change. She petitioned the Department of Health and Mental Hygiene on Wednesday to consider an amendment to the Health Code. And since our current Mayor Bill de Blasio is an animal lover, most people think the ferret has a pretty good chance of returning to Manhattan households.
And, seriously, why not? Ferrets are legal pets in 48 states, including the remainder of New York.
So take that, Rudy.
Posted in Animals, Commentary, Humor, Life, News, Politics
Tagged animal lover, animals, Ariel Jasper, Brooklyn College, commentary, crittercism, Department of Health and Mental Hygiene, ferret ban, ferrets, Health Code, Humor, life, Manhattan, Mayor Bill de Blasio, Michael Bloomberg, New York City, New York City mayor, news, politics, raspberry, Rudy Giuliani
Happy Armed Forces Day!
May 17, 2014 in Family, Friends, History, Holiday, Life, News, Politics
Tagged Air Force, armed forces day, Army, history, Holiday, life, marine, Navy
Congratulations to Ray Romano!
He’s signed a deal to appear in the pilot of a new HBO drama that centers on the world of rock-and-roll in the sexy, druggie 1970s. Ray will play the right-hand man to a record executive (portrayed by Bobby Cannavale).
This is amazing news! I think someone deserves a new hat…
Posted in Celebrities, Comedy, Entertainment, Humor, Life, News, Television
Tagged Bobby Cannavale, celebrities, comedy, drama, drugs, entertainment, hat's off, hats, HBO, Humor, life, news, pilot, Ray Romano, record executive, rock-and-roll, sexy, Television
Archie is dead.
Or he will be when Issue #36 of “Life with Archie” hits stores in July.
That’s the word from CNN and Archie Comics CEO Jon Goldwater, the son of the comics’ creator.
Apparently Archie, always the nice guy at Riverdale High, dies saving a friend.
Now, I read a lot of Archie Comics as a kid…so I was super sad when I first read the news. Then I found out that the “Life with Archie” series has been telling stories about Archie’s possible ‘future lives’ and ends, appropriately enough, with his death. The regular Archie Comics set in his teenage years at Riverdale will continue on.
Umm…that seems like a bit of a cheat. Or maybe a stunt to get some readers like me back who don’t know the difference?
Archie — say it isn’t so.
Oh wait, you’re dead. Well, one version of you is dead…or will be soon. I’m so confused.
Posted in Comics, Commentary, Entertainment, Humor, Magazines, News, Summer
Tagged Archie, Archie Comics, Archie is dead, CEO, cheat, CNN, comics, commentary, death, entertainment, friends, future lives, Humor, Jon Goldwater, life, magazine, news, review, Riverdale High, say it isn't so, stunt, summer, teenage years
Here’s to you, David Letterman –
The late night host of my generation.
Sure, I’m old enough to remember Johnny Carson. I was even old enough to be indignant when Johnny chose Jay Leno to take over his desk instead of Dave when he retired.
‘Cause Dave was the new guard…and Jay was just more of the same.
Dave threw things off of the top of tall buildings just to watch them explode. Dave made celebrities out of the neighborhood deli employees long before Jimmy Kimmel made his parking attendant Guillermo a star. Dave was surly and controversial and random (well, before he had a child).
He made it okay for late night hosts to be unique and adventurous.
That’s why his future replacement should honor his philosophy — already does, in fact, by blowing up the idea of what a late night show should be every single night:
Yes, you heard me right.
And if he keeps the show here in New York City, I will be very, very, very excited.
Posted in Celebrities, Comedy, Commentary, Entertainment, Humor, Life, News, Television
Tagged a star, celebrities, comedy, commentary, controversial, Craig Ferguson, David Letterman, entertainment, Guillermo, Humor, Jay Leno, Jimmy Kimmel, Johnny Carson, late night, late night desk, late night host, life, neighborhood deli, new guard, New York City, news, parking lot attendant, retirement, surly, tall buildings, Television, to the letter
For me to mention Fancy Farm, Kentucky on this blog — or the annual Fancy Farm Picnic — is no surprise.
I grew up there.
But for Politico Magazine to list this year’s Fancy Farm Picnic as one of the 14 dates to watch in 2014?
There are no Fancy Farm natives on staff at Politico. No, the Picnic earned its spot on merit — namely, the race for minority leader Mitch McConnell’s seat in the Senate.
If he survives the GOP primary in May, picnic goers can expect even livelier than usual stump speeches between McConnell and his Democratic challenger, Secretary of State Alison Lundergan Grimes.
And you didn’t just hear it from me.
Posted in Internet, Magazines, News, Politics, Travel
Tagged crack-a lackin, Fancy Farm, Fancy Farm Picnic, GOP primary, Kentucky, magazines, Mitch McConnell, news, one to watch, Politico Magazine, politics, Secretary of State Alison Lundergan Grimes, Senate minority leader, stump speeches
My only memories of John F. Kennedy’s assassination are my mother’s.
Here’s her story.
Mom was mopping the kitchen floor with the radio on. Only nine months old, I was watching the proceedings from my perch in my high chair.
A radio announcer broke into the music with the news of the President’s death in Dallas. Mom immediately dropped her mop and walked out into the front yard. All the other moms on her street were standing in their yards, sobbing.
Much later she remembered I was sitting alone in the kitchen, surrounded by drying suds.
I think I can cut her some slack.
Posted in Family, History, Life, News, Politics, Relationships
Tagged assassination, Dallas, family, high chair, history, John F Kennedy, John F. Kennedy assassination, life, mopping, news, politics, radio, radio announcer, Relationships
I follow a lot of entertainment magazines on Twitter…probably too many. And if I’m willing to admit that, they should meet me half way and admit they use the following headline way, way, way too much:
“____________ is barely recognizable [in new hair cut] [in hat] [after losing weight]
Either that, or their reporters, writers and editors are BLIND AS BATS.
Exhibit A: US Weekly found Pam Anderson ‘barely recognizable’ after she cut her trademark long locks into a short pixie.
Even with her shades on, I think it looks exactly like Pam Anderson…just with shorter hair.
Perhaps I am just more observant. And adaptable. And brilliant.
I am willing to own that.
Exhibit B: Another publication struggled to identify Anne Hathaway when she donned a beige sock top while out on a smoothie run.
I don’t know — maybe I do have amazing powers of deduction.
‘Cause I think it’s pretty obvious.
Maybe I have missed my true calling and should be an annoying member of the paparazzi. Or perhaps I should just blame the copy editor for using hyperbole — instead of creativity — to drive folks to their websites.
Although I do like the idea that I have super powers.
Posted in Celebrities, Entertainment, Humor, Internet, Life, Magazines, News, Photography
Tagged Anne Hathaway, barely recognizable, celebrities, creativity, do you see what I see, editors, entertainment, hair cut, hat, Humor, hyperbole, Internet, life, magazines, news, Pam Anderson, paparazzi, photography, powers of deduction, reporters, sock top, super powers, Twitter, US Weekly, website, writers
I’m no gamer, but even I’ve heard of Grand Theft Auto.
Candy Crush Saga, it’s not.
It’s criminals or criminal-wannabes in the big city, trying to rise through the ranks in organized crime. Underworld kingpins give you different missions to complete, and violence ensues.
It wouldn’t be my cup of tea, and I’m sure a lot of parents wouldn’t want their kids playing it either.
But Grand Theft Auto V has another problem — it allows players to ‘run over, behead and kill animals’ as part of the game.
Jack Carone of In Defense of Animals, an animal rights organization, is calling for a boycott of GTA because of this senseless inclusion of animal violence.
If you agree that there should be a GTA boycott — as I do — vote “YES” in the poll at the end of the TMZ article.
Speak up for those without a voice!
Posted in Animals, Automobiles, Children, Games, Internet, Life, News, Technology
Tagged animal violence, animals, automobiles, Candy Crush Saga, children, criminals, gamer, games, Grand Theft Auto, Grand Theft Auto V, GTA, GTA boycott, IDA, In Defense of Animals, Internet, Jack Carone, kingpin, life, news, organized crime, technology, TMZ, underworld, violence