Category Archives: Shopping


As many grilled cheese sandwiches as I have eaten in my life, I can’t understand why I don’t own these yet…


I must be a part of the club, right?

(Probably wouldn’t wear them…but it’s the principle of the thing — ya know?)


Welcome to the dictionary, oh favorite exclamation of mine.

I can remember the perplexed stares of strangers when I first pulled out the phrase. Then I saw it on TV in a commercial for Discover card.

And now it’s made the dictionary, in the same issue with ‘hangry.’

If only there was a word for what an amazing week this has been….

Oh yeah!

Call me

phoneDear Time Warner:

Call me.

Ms. King didn’t enjoy your phone calls, and who can blame her.  Your customer service representatives called her  — after she explained that they had the wrong number — an additional 74 times to harass her about a previous client’s unpaid bill.

Now a court says you owe her $229,500 under the Telephone Consumer Protection Act.

So, call me instead.  I’m an actual Time Warner Customer. I even pay my bills. And I’ll only charge you…$1,000 a call.


I think I’ve seen you

The L’Oreal model for their ‘Blow Dry It’ primer spray looks very familiar…


Any Partridge Family fans out there? She’s the spitting image of young Susan Dey:


And just think — Susan got her hair that straight without a flat iron or primer spray.

How did she do it?

I want

Bubble Wrap Keychain 


What a great way to pass the time on the subway… or in the doctor’s office waiting room… or anywhere you have time to spare.

Warning: observers will either covet your keychain or plot your demise.

Happy Monday!

One hour or less

Amazon one-hour delivery lives in Manhattan!

Amazon NowI learned that my neighborhood qualified for Amazon Prime Now a few months ago, and downloaded the app on my phone.

But today I took it out for a test drive.

I placed my order at 3:35pm, with guaranteed delivery by 4:35pm. At 4:11pm, the items arrived at my door.

It is as fast as my local pizzeria!

There is a minimum order of $15, and a $7.99 delivery charge for Amazon Prime customers…but for things you need right this minute —

It’s a deal!

When it rains…

morton salt

Television news anchors will be reciting Morton Salt‘s famed slogan “When it rains, it pours” ad nauseam tonight after a wall collapsed at a plant outside Chicago, spilling salt all over cars in an Acura dealership next door.

More surprising?

Within minutes, two separate delivery trucks carrying lemons and bottles of tequila crashed into that very same lot.

No one was injured, but many people were reportedly smashed.