Category Archives: Shopping

When it rains…

morton salt

Television news anchors will be reciting Morton Salt‘s famed slogan “When it rains, it pours” ad nauseam tonight after a wall collapsed at a plant outside Chicago, spilling salt all over cars in an Acura dealership next door.

More surprising?

Within minutes, two separate delivery trucks carrying lemons and bottles of tequila crashed into that very same lot.

No one was injured, but many people were reportedly smashed.

 

 

Bottle warmers

I may have mentioned a time or two that I grew up in Kentucky.

Kentucky is known for a lot of things –both good and bad — but one of the truly exceptional things we make is bourbon whiskey.

Maker’s Mark, to be specific.

And at this time of year, true aficionados treat their Maker’s to a holiday gift or two.

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Have you bought your bourbon a little something-something for Christmas?

Fine print

Men usually get dinged for not reading instructions or maps, but I’m just as guilty.

samsung galaxy s5When I recently upgraded to the Samsung Galaxy S5 — from my beloved S3 — I didn’t even crack the manual cover.

Big mistake.

Just today I realized that I could increase the sensitivity of the touch screen so my phone works when I’m wearing winter gloves.

Does your fancy iPhone do that?

It’s a real question.

(I haven’t read those instructions, either.)

 

Touched

As a city dweller sans car, I must employ a lot of strategery when out-and-about shopping.

For example,  you want to buy the big items last (so you carry them the shortest distance), which makes pre-planning your route key.

That’s why I am particularly excited about this new store in South Korea.

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The items are actually touchscreen; you tap the ones you want, and they are waiting for you at checkout — no more shopping carts!

Brilliant.

Let it snow

I could watch this all night…

And to think — it’s selling electronics in my neighborhood.

I see Christmas

christmas lights dressOh Christmas dress,
Oh Christmas dress!
Your lights are white and shiny.

Oh Christmas dress,
Oh Christmas dress!
I think I see her hiney.

But then, I kinda see her boobs
And legs and torso–navel, too.

Oh Christmas dress,
Oh Christmas dress!
Your finery is tiny.

 

 

 

 

 

Up a tree

I got my first look at a Go Pro camera in an electronics store in the Cincinnati Airport over Halloween weekend. I had seen video footage from one before, but the clips they had on a loop at the store entrance sucked me right in.

So I completely understand why this squirrel felt the need to ‘grab and go.’

He’s a pretty good cameraman, yes?