Category Archives: Television

Never say never

I was working in front of the television most of the afternoon, and this State Farm commercial played over and over:

It’s definitely stuck with me, but for all the wrong reasons.

The repeated ‘never’ just made me — and most people who saw it, I would bet — think the devoted dad will probably leave his family at some point in the future.

Never say never, as he has learned time and time again.

Why not change the language to ‘always’ for the final image/statement?  The switch would not only attract attention but would also be a positive statement.

Heck, I might even remember the commercial is for insurance.

Sure he could

I was clicking through the cable channels this Sunday morning and happened upon one of my favorite Jim Carrey movies, Bruce Almighty, at the exact moment that Bruce — enjoying his God-like powers by this point — tells his dog to use the toilet instead of going outside.

bruce almighty dogThe image at left may have been doctored a bit, but if you’ve seen the film, the dog walks up to the tank, steps on the seat, does his business, flushes and even puts down the lid in deference to the ‘lady of the house.’

Now that I have an older dog in the house with more, shall we say, unpredictable pee pee patterns, I totally wish I had bought a little kiddie toilet and hired a dog trainer to teach him how to use it.

It would so rock.

He already reads the newspaper, of course.

Wave primer

I was catching up on my DVR shows and caught Joe Biden’s wife on Late Night with Seth Meyers.

Even if you didn’t know who she was, you knew wasn’t an actress as soon as she walked out on stage.

Look at that wave —


Now, that’s a campaign wave.

One man’s nap ..

The New York City Marathon is being run today…


…and broadcast for five hours on ABC7.

And people make fun of me for watching golf on television.

You aren’t clutzy…

Poor Jimmy Fallon.

He fell yet again in Massachusetts, hurting his right hand. This is the same year he hurt his left hand so badly, he spent a week in ICU, and chipped a tooth trying to open a tube of lotion for said hand.

What a clutz…or maybe not?

You may recall I got bit by a stingray on my family’s beach vacation in Florida.  There were 10 of us; I got the chomp.


Now it appears a spider bit my right arm sometime over the past two days,  and I have a swollen lump of itchiness near my elbow.

We, Jimmy, are the chosen.

I will let you know if I figure out how to get off the list.

Freeze frame

Oh boy — individual TVs on my flight to ATL!


And mine is so friendly — it has been welcoming me for almost 45 minutes.

Can you say busted?



Southern comfort

Did you know Cracker Barrel has an online store?


I was dozing on the couch and a commercial woke me up with the news.

For someone like me who doesn’t live near the Barrel, this is good news. Unfortunately you can’t order those nasty good Southern veggies online…or have Uncle Herschel’s breakfast delivered hot to your door.

But a ceramic owl spoon rest is nice, too.