The following post is a re-edit of a Sticky Egg blog entry dated November 5, 2009. The names have been changed, but let’s face it…
No one is innocent here.
I’m sorry, Philadelphia Boston. I didn’t mean to.
When I moved to New York City three five years ago, I had hoped being a sports team ‘good luck charm’ would help the Mets, but alas — the Yankees Giants won…again.
Even though my powers are extremely strong — and are becoming more legendary by the day– I’ve never had much control over them.
They first surfaced in Kansas City in 1992. Mere weeks after I moved there, Joe Montana signed with the Chiefs. Kansas City didn’t win a Super Bowl under Joe, but they were definitely post-season contenders.
I moved to Boston in 2000 and lived there for six years. I think we all know the impact I had there. Two World Series wins for the famously denied Boston Red Sox. The Patriots win the Super Bowl not once, not twice, but three times.
But the minute I moved to New York City — we’re talking, I’d been in town just a couple of months — the New York Giants win the Super Bowl, defeating the New England Patriots.
Ouch.
My power is infinite and brutal and — with the Yankees’ World Series win just last night now that the Giants have handed the Patriots their second defeat — impossible to target.
I’m starting to wonder who’s behind my powers, and more importantly — what city is gonna pay me for them?
Chicago, I’m in the book.
&#@%*#$
I’m trying out a new curse word…
Can’t blame the guy.
I’ve heard the word before and immediately wondered if it was true to the time period. (Downton Abbey has been dinged for using too-modern slang.)
So I looked it up.
Turns out the first written usage of ‘crikey’ dates back to 1838, and the first spoken use predates even that. It’s meant to replace ‘Christ’ or ‘For Christ’s sake!’ Today Australia has taken the word as its own; you’ll find it all over Aussie TV and souvenirs.
But I prefer to think of it as a Downton Abbey reference. So expect a few crikeys here and there on upcoming Eggs. It’s fun to say, a conversation starter…
…and PBS-approved.
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