If you have purchased or are planning to invest in the convenience of TSA Pre, be warned:
They don’t tell you everything in the sales pitch.
Paying your $100 and completing the in-person interview does not guarantee that you will receive TSA Pre on your boarding pass for every flight.
On random occasions, you will be placed in general boarding. Just because.
Wonder if I will receive a ‘random’ reimbursement for a portion of the fee?
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Tagged airport security, Business, commentary, fees, fine print, Humor, interview, life, reimbursement, Travel, TSA Pre
I saw Frankenstein at the Woodford Theatre Company in Versailles, Kentucky last night.
I was spooked.
This production is an excellent reminder that local theater can get it right.
There’s death by every manner imaginable — hanging, gunshot, strangulation, beatings — and they all look amazingly real. Give credit to the special effects designer and crew, and a cast that ‘dies on stage’ in the best way possible.
This is a serious translation of the original text — no campy Frank send-up here — and you have one more night to experience it.
Oh, and if you wonder about that one guy’s bloody, mangled face?
Red velvet cake. (I asked.)
Posted in Commentary, Design, Entertainment, Humor, Travel
Tagged beating, bloody, cast, commentary, crew, death, design, die on stage, entertainment, Frankenstein, gunshot, Halloween, hanging, Holiday, Humor, local theater, mangled, Monsters, play, red velvet cake, review, special effects, spooked, strangulation, theater, Travel, Versailles Kentucky, Woodford County Theatre
Only a few US states have official snacks.
South Carolina has boiled peanuts. Texas chose chips and salsa. Lucky Illinois has popcorn and Utah has Jell-O.
Yesterday Governor Andrew Cuomo named the official snack for New York as…
Now, I know that New York produces a lot of dairy products, and that yogurt is a healthy snack choice.
But that is the most depressing official state snack ever.
New York isn’t smooth and creamy and vanilla and boring. We’re every color of the rainbow and loud and crunchy. You’d probably break a tooth on a snack that really represented our state.
Yogurt? I mean, seriously…that’s embarrassing.
I may have to move.
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Tagged Andrew Cuomo, boiled peanuts, break a tooth, Business, chips and salsa, commentary, creamy, crunchy, dairy, flavorless, food, healthy snack, Humor, Illinois, Jell-O, life, loud, New York governor, news, official state snack, politics, popcorn, smooth, snacks, South Carolina, Texas, Travel, Utah, vanilla, yogurt
If you need another reason to visit beautiful Chicago, think
Actually, think about the Cows on Parade art installation that started in Chi-town back in 1999 and traveled the world. To date, it has raised close to $25 million for nonprofit organizations.
The horse statues currently on display around the city are also individually sponsored and beautifully decorated by local artists, and have been designed in the likeness of Chicago’s Mounted Patrol Unit horses. Each is named for a fallen police officer, and all monies raised will provide financial support to injured Chicago police officers and the families of those killed in the line of duty.
I hope Lexington, Kentucky is on the national tour because these beauties would be right at home in the Bluegrass State.
Am I right, #BBN?
Posted in Animals, Art, Design, Humor, Life, Travel
Tagged animals, art, art installation, BBN, Bluegrass State, charity, Chicago, Chicago's Mounted Patrol Unit, cows, Cows on Parade, design, fallen police offer, horse sense, horses, Humor, injured police officers, killed in the line of duty, Lexington Kentucky, life, local artists, national tour, nonprofit organizations, Travel
Yesterday I made a special trip to the Newark Airport to conduct my in-person interview for TSA Pre.
It seemed like a good idea when I signed up a couple of weeks ago. Interviews are only conducted at Newark and JFK — not my usual LaGuardia — so I opted for Newark since I can get there easily enough by train.
Then the heavens opened up.
It was raining cats and dogs yesterday morning. The trains were all delayed. Even the tram at Newark was stopping and starting due to the weather.
So, needless to say, I was about seven minutes late for my interview, and the TSA doesn’t wait for anyone. They would only interview me if they had another ‘no-show.’ (Thankfully, that happened within 30 minutes.)
The interview itself took about five minutes, and I was approved — woo hoo! But if you see my ID, I won’t look happy about it.
The TSA doesn’t allow you to smile.
Posted in Airplanes, Humor, Life, Travel, Weather
Tagged airplanes, airports, approval, heavens opened up, Humor, interview, JFK airport, LaGuardia Airport, life, Newark Airport, no show, raining cats and dogs, short line, train, tram, Travel, travel delays, TSA, TSA Pre, weather, weather delays
Okay, patriotic sports fans.
It’s time for you to hurl your alcohol-soaked national pride at one of my favorite sporting events — a sport that dare I say more people watch year-round (instead of once every four years):
Golf’s Ryder Cup, which pits the United States Team versus The World — that’s the entire world, people — kicks off tomorrow in Scotland.
I’m giving you an entire day to prepare. Gather your buddies. Pick your bar and drink of choice. Warm up your vocal chords for the vigorous screaming that will commence.
If you’ve never experienced golf on television before, I invite you to watch these world-class players representing their countries going head-to head.
I think you will be surprised to see how truly exciting it is.
You just might find yourself screaming, beer or not beer.
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Tagged alcohol, bar, beer, buddies, friends, GlenEagles, golf, head-to-head, Humor, life, national pride, patriotic, Ryder Cup, Scotland, screaming, sporting event, Sports, sports fans, Television, The World Team, Travel, United States team, vocal chords, world-class players