It’s Golden Globes Sunday!
That means it’s time for The Egg’s annual sticky predictions.
Who should win? Who will win? Tragically, they aren’t always the same. But The Sticky Egg accepts the challenge of trying to predict both.
Will we get it right? Doubtful. (But it’s fun trying.)
BEST MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA
* “The Descendants”
“The Help”
“Hugo” — will win
“The Ides of March”
“Moneyball” — should win
“War Horse”
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA
Glenn Close, “Albert Nobbs” — should win
Viola Davis, “The Help”
Rooney Mara, “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
* Meryl Streep, “The Iron Lady” — will win
Tilda Swinton, “We Need to Talk About Kevin”
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA
* George Clooney, “The Descendants” — will win
Leonardo DiCaprio, “J. Edgar”
Michael Fassbender, “Shame — should win
Ryan Gosling, “The Ides of March”
Brad Pitt, “Moneyball”
BEST MOTION PICTURE, COMEDY OR MUSICAL
“50/50″
* “The Artist” — will (and should) win
“Bridesmaids”
“Midnight in Paris”
“My Week With Marilyn”
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE, COMEDY OR MUSICAL
Jodie Foster, “Carnage
Charlize Theron, “Young Adult” — should win
Kristen Wiig, “Bridesmaids”
* Michelle Williams, “My Week With Marilyn” — will win
Kate Winslet, “Carnage”
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE, COMEDY OR MUSICAL
* Jean Dujardin, “The Artist — will win
Brendan Gleeson, “The Guard”
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, “50/50″
Ryan Gosling, “Crazy, Stupid, Love.” — should win
Owen Wilson, “Midnight in Paris”
BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM
* “The Adventures of Tintin” — will (and probably should) win
“Arthur Christmas”
“Cars 2″
“Puss in Boots”
“Rango”
BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
“The Flowers of War” (China)
“In the Land of Blood and Honey” (USA)
“The Kid With a Bike” (Belgium)
* “A Separation” (Iran) — will win (based on what I’ve read)
“The Skin I Live In” (Spain)
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE
Berenice Bejo, “The Artist”
Jessica Chastain, “The Help”
Janet McTeer, “Albert Nobbs”
* Octavia Spencer, “The Help” — will (and should) win
Shailene Woodley, “The Descendants”
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE
Kenneth Branagh, “My Week with Marilyn”
Albert Brooks, “Drive” — should win
Jonah Hill, “Moneyball”
Viggo Mortensen, “A Dangerous Method”
* Christopher Plummer, “Beginners” – will win
BEST DIRECTOR
Woody Allen, “Midnight in Paris”
George Clooney, “The Ides of March”
Michel Hazanavicius, “The Artist” — will (and should) win
Alexander Payne, “The Descendants”
* Martin Scorsese, “Hugo”
BEST SCREENPLAY
* Woody Allen, “Midnight in Paris”
George Clooney, Grant Heslov, Beau Willimon – “The Ides of March”
Michel Hazanavicius – “The Artist”
Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon, Jim Rash – “The Descendants”
Steven Zaillian, Aaron Sorkin – “Moneyball” – will (and should) win
BEST ORIGINAL SCORE
* Ludovic Bource – “The Artist”
Abel Korzeniowski – “W.E.”
Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross – “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo” — will (and should) win
Howard Shore – “Hugo”
John Williams – “War Horse”
BEST ORIGINAL SONG
“Hello Hello” — “Gnomeo & Juliet,” music by Elton John, lyrics by Bernie Taupin — will win
“The Keeper”— “Machine Gun Preacher,” music and lyrics by Chris Cornell
“Lay Your Head Down” — “Albert Nobbs,” music by Brian Byrne, lyrics by Glenn Close — should win
“The Living Proof” — “The Help”; music by Mary J. Blige, Thomas Newman, Harvey Mason Jr.; lyrics by Mary J. Blige, Harvey Mason Jr., Damon Thomas
* “Masterpiece” — W.E., music and lyrics by Madonna, Julie Frost, Jimmy Harry
BEST TELEVISION SERIES, DRAMA
“American Horror Story” — should win
“Boardwalk Empire”
“Boss”
“Game of Thrones”
* “Homeland” – will win
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES, DRAMA
* Claire Danes, “Homeland” — will win
Mireille Enos, “The Killing”
Julianna Margulies, “The Good Wife”
Madeleine Stowe, “Revenge” — should win
Callie Thorne, “Necessary Roughness”
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES, DRAMA
Steve Buscemi, “Boardwalk Empire”
Bryan Cranston, “Breaking Bad”
* Kelsey Grammer, “Boss” — will win
Jeremy Irons, “The Borgias”
Damian Lewis, “Homeland” — should win
BEST TELEVISION SERIES, COMEDY OR MUSICAL
“Enlightened”
“Episodes”
“Glee”
* “Modern Family” — will (and should) win
“New Girl”
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES, COMEDY OR MUSICAL
* Laura Dern, “Enlightened” — will win
Zooey Deschanel, “New Girl”
Tina Fey, “30 Rock”
Laura Linney, “The Big C”
Amy Poehler, “Parks and Recreation” — should win
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES, COMEDY OR MUSICAL
Alec Baldwin, “30 Rock”
David Duchovny, “Californication”
Johnny Galecki, “The Big Bang Theory” — should win
Thomas Jane, “Hung”
* Matt LeBlanc, “Episodes” – will win
BEST MINISERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
* “Downton Abbey” — will (and should) win
“The Hour”
“Mildred Pierce”
“Too Big to Fail”
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MINISERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
Romola Garai, “The Hour”
Diane Lane, “Cinema Verite”
Elizabeth McGovern, “Downton Abbey” (Masterpiece)
Emily Watson, “Appropriate Adult”
* Kate Winslet, “Mildred Pierce” – will (and should) win
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MINISERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
Hugh Bonneville, “Downtown Abbey” (Masterpiece) — will (and should win)
* Idris Elba, “Luther”
William Hurt, “Too Big to Fail”
Bill Nighy, “Page Eight” (Masterpiece)
Dominic West, “The Hour”
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINISERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
* Jessica Lange, “American Horror Story” – should win (YEA!)
Kelly MacDonald, “Boardwalk Empire”
Maggie Smith, “Downtown Abbey” (Masterpiece) — will win
Sofia Vergara, “Modern Family”
Evan Rachel Wood, “Mildred Pierce”
BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINISERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
* Peter Dinklage, “Game of Thrones”
Paul Giamatti, “Too Big to Fail” — will win
Guy Pearce, “Mildred Pierce” — should win
Tim Robbins, “Cinema Verite”
Eric Stonestreet, “Modern Family”
Enjoy the Globes!
Asterisks (*) denote actual winners.
Thinking on his feet, Firth rescued her pump, knelt before the newly crowned Best Actress, and put it back on.
Who, moi?
Finally — a reason to watch an awards show red carpet!
Oui!
Now there’s a red carpet interviewer who’s bound to ask something more interesting than ‘Who are you wearing?’ Heck, I bet Miss Piggy will proposition a celebrity or two (George Clooney) and throw a punch if said celebrity’s leggy girlfriend (Stacey Keibler) gets in the way.
Plus, it’s nice to see a television host who hasn’t starved herself to death to get the job…or filled her face with Botox or other fillers to maintain a youthful appearance.
(I’m pretty sure she’ll just put on a new head for the broadcast.)
Muppets rule. Congrats, Piggy!
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