Mondays are hard enough.
And now I’m trying to un-see this.
It’s a brain tapeworm, of all god-forsaken things.
Brain tapeworms? Who even knew they existed? I sure didn’t…until an innocent web search invited that knowledge into my head.
Hopefully not the tapeworms.
They can enter your system if you eat undercooked pork, since the larvae often attach to pig muscle. And once there, they flow through the bloodstream and get stuck in cavities in the cranium.
I don’t want to know this! You don’t either!!
But misery loves company.
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I gotta new hat.
I bought it yesterday at the Penguin store in Soho. I didn’t even know they a) were still around, b) sold clothes for men and women, and c) carried casual styles. (In my mind, the Penguin brand — the one with the cute little sketchy penguin logo — had something to do with tuxedos.)
Live and learn.
But yesterday, while shopping with a friend who was visiting — and who knows a lot more about Penguin than I do — I bought that hat.
I love it first and foremost because it looks great with denim and black — 99 percent of every New Yorker’s wardrobe. Secondly, it fits my large cranium. (Yes, I realize it’s a man’s hat. But still.)
And last but not least, while wearing it around the city yesterday, it was just fun to be that chick –
The one in the hat…from the tuxedo store.
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