Have a child who needs a little extra discipline?
Take them to Mexico.
Police officers in Cuidad Juarez ticketed a six-year old boy who ran his brand new mini motorbike into an SUV. The child was charged with reckless driving, driving without a license and not having his vehicle registered.
Hope he could walk a straight line.
The police impounded his Christmas present, too, and posted $183 in fines. So the boy’s mother went to the media in protest. The city council caved to the pressure, dropped the fines, released the bike and punished the policemen.
Which just goes to show you…
Crying works at any age.
Rain day
Guess who was waiting to greet me at my front door this morning?
And rumor has it he plans to hang around all day.
Uninvited.
Now, I have two possible responses to my unwelcome guest.
First, I can let him ruin my day. Get nothing accomplished. Eat too much. Get depressed. Perhaps shed a tear or two for no particular reason.
Or I can chose the far healthier response…
Go see a movie.
I still may not get as much work done as originally planned. I may — okay, I will — eat junk food. And if I end up crying, that simply means…
It was another great day at the theatre.
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