We all know that B-list celebrities do reality shows to boast their sagging careers. But to reveal their mental instabilities?
That’s just a viewer bonus.
I decided to watch this season of Celebrity Apprentice because Adam Corolla was in the cast. I had seen him on Dancing with the Stars , and he was one of my favorites — self-effacing, witty, and yet really trying to win.
I like that.
Tragically, Adam was fired quite early on Apprentice. But Lisa Lampanelli, a comedienne I’ve never heard of until now, has provided more than ample entertainment.
It’s not that she’s that funny. She’s mean. Really mean. And she has a tremendous ego. (She is the smartest and most important person in the room and in every challenge, don’t you know.)
In the boardroom, where Donald Trump fires folks each week, she hurls verbal and mental abuse and F-bombs…and cries as a last resort.
She’s a fricking looney.
I don’t know if Lisa will win Celebrity Apprentice, but I doubt she is winning over any new fans in this endeavor.
Except perhaps a long line of psychiatrists, just chomping at the bit for her business.
By any other name
I like you, Rob Kardashian.
If that is your real name.
An honest answer.
“Is there a future Mrs. Kardashian up on the stage?” Kelly asked.
“I mean, there’s plenty of beautiful women,” Rob responded. “But that’s like…it’s just so much hair and makeup, it’s a little too intense for me.”
Gotta love it.
(Full disclosure: I voted for Rob.)
After his pageant faux pas Sunday night, a stunned Kelly Osbourne retorted, “You’re a Kardashian, Rob!” But is he? He sure doesn’t act like one.
And that’s why I like him.
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