It seems that women always feel the need to — pardon my French — ‘slut it up’ at Halloween, and a National Retail Foundation survey finds that 2010 is no exception.
Makes ya proud to be a woman.
What is perhaps a more disturbing addition to the ‘trash or treat’ trend is a new set of jack-o-lantern stencils on the market that allows you to skank up your home decor as well.
They’re called Pornkins. (Note the photo used in the article has been blurred.) That’s because this set of stencils and carving tools gives you everything you need to recreate explicit images of people in various sexual positions.
Wow. Just that extra something-something your holiday home needs, huh? And imagine the look on your neighbors faces — and your neighbor’s kids faces — at trick or treat time.
Wait…I don’t even wanna know.