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I received an email today with a fabulous offer –

The chance to order the hottest chili pepper plant in the world.

It measures something like 1,000,000 on the pepper hotness scale, and I’m pretty sure is not safe for human consumption.

Unless you’re my brother.

And yet the email contained information on not only how to order it (at a fantastic price), but how to buy-one-get-one-free.

This seems like unsafe business practices. And wrong. In fact, I’m pretty sure my iPad laptop began to overheat while I was merely reading the details.

And all for peppers. That could kill me. I’m not sure a spam filter is protection enough in these circumstances.

Kryptonite — now, that might do the trick.