You know how some TV show plot lines are ‘ripped from the headlines?’ I’ve decided People magazine rips theirs from any handy movie premiere calendar.
Easier than workin.’
Take their latest World’s Most Beautiful Woman issue featuring Gwyneth Paltrow.
Gwyneth is lovely — I’ll give you that. But the most beautiful woman in the world? Of all the choices in Hollywood and around the globe?
In the words of Jerry Seinfeld — speaking to his young son outside my brownstone one Saturday afternoon –
But it is far simpler — isn’t it People editorial staff — to crown Ms. Paltrow? She has Iron Man 3 coming out in a theatre near you…plus, your rival Star magazine just named her Most Hated Celebrity (which is probably more accurate).
Your advertisers are happy! Moms her age are happy! And Star has been put in its place.
Who cares if it isn’t true?
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Over drinks in Dallas last night, my friend Karen asked who were my favorite young actors in Hollywood. Easy question for a girl who spends most weekends at the theatre, right?
I drew a blank.
I mean, I could name one or two…but a Top Ten? That required more sober consideration.
So now I present — in no particular order (because that makes my brain hurt) — my Young-ish Actors Hall of Fame;
- Ryan Gosling
- James McAvoy
- Michael Fassbender
- Ryan Reynolds
- Paul Rudd
- Adam Scott
- Daniel Radcliffe
- Robert Pattinson
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt
- Hugh Dancy
Actually, now that I look at it, the first three on the list — Gosling, Fassbender and McAvoy — would be my Top Three. As in I will see them in anything they do. And am rarely disappointed.
So, there you go, Karen.
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Tagged Adam Scott, celebrities, commentary, Daniel Radcliffe, entertainment, friends, Hollywood, Hugh Dancy, Humor, James McAvoy, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, life, Michael Fassbender, Movies, Robert Pattinson, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Reynolds. Paul Rudd, Television, Top Ten, young actors
I saw a movie yesterday in the theater and didn’t have snacks.
Blasphemy, I know.
But 127 Hours didn’t seem like a nachos kinda film. So much has been written about the gross-out factor of Danny Boyle’s latest effort. It may have been nominated for six Academy Awards including Best Picture, but much of the media attention has focused on the audience reaction.
People passing out in their seats. Vomiting in the aisles. Staggering out of the cineplex, mentally scarred for life.
Popcorn didn’t seem prudent.
Nevertheless, I bravely walked into the theater, a super-sized Diet Coke my only comfort, and watched the film. When it was over, I wished I could take off a few arms myself — of the folks who wrote those misleading, alarmist statements!
The bloodshed in 127 Hours is no worse than what you’ve seen in any number of Hollywood action films, and it lasts about 90 seconds. Tarentino fans no doubt will find it lame. It was harder for me to watch James Franco’s face as he made the agonizing decision to cut off his own arm as his only means of survival.
Sure, it’s a bit gutty, but you can always turn away if need be. But that one scene does not set the tone for the entire film.
127 Hours is spiritual and inspiring — the soul searching exploration of a man wrestling between the acceptance of a certain death and his will to survive.
I almost didn’t see 127 Hours because I thought it would make me sick. If someone else misses it for the same reason, I would feel even worse.
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Dakota Fanning was crowned Homecoming Queen at Campbell Hall in North Hollywood on Saturday.
Isn’t that sweet?
The child star of “I Am Sam” and “Man on Fire,” who now plays vampire killer Jane in the “Twilight” saga, is keeping it real by attending regular high school, cheerleading, and making homecoming court for the second year in a row, this time as queen.
Or, at least, that’s how the media is trying to spin it.
I don’t mean to be cynical. But put yourself in the place of the other girls in the running for Homecoming Queen at her school.
Do we seriously think Dakota’s acting career has no impact on her popularity in high school? That her repeat appearance on the court isn’t the teeniest bit a function of her celebrity?
Granted, it could go both ways. Some people might vote for her simply because she’s an actor. Others might vote against her. But I would guess, combined with the votes of her real friends, she would normally come out on top.
It is a lovely idea, though. The child actor, returning home, living a ‘normal’ life between movies. But the Internet and television and magazines are everywhere. Dakota can’t ever truly hide from her fame. And goodness knows the public can’t, even when we try.
So when the media itself tries to sell the fairy tale, it lands with an especially loud thud.
Posted in Beauty, Celebrities, Entertainment, Family, Friends, Humor, Life, Movies, News
Tagged acting, acting career, beauty, Campbell Hall, celebrities, celebrity, cheerleading, child actors, Dakota Fanning, entertainment, fame, family, friends, high school, Hollywood, homecoming, homecoming court, homecoming queen, Humor, I Am Sam movie, Jane vampire, life, Man on Fire movie, Movies, news, North Hollywood, Twilight movies, Twilight saga
What does the color red mean to you?
If you look it up, red is associated with “energy, war, danger, strength, power, determination as well as passion, desire, and love.”
That’s a whole lotta meaning.
I like the way the color red pops. You can put it against any other color, and it takes center stage. That’s why it’s all over my apartment. (I’m sure someone could psychoanalyze that to death.)
Well, today the color red is in the news, because celebrity jailbird Lindsay Lohan has returned to her original red hair now that she is out of rehab. Her PR team has recommended the move to help signal to Hollywood that she is back and serious about her career.
Really? All that from red hair? I think that’s kinda hilarious. Sure, red is a power color, and I think Lindsay looks good as a red head. (I could be a bit biased in that area.)
But is Lindsay’s hair really the problem here? Was being a platinum blond the driving force behind her bad behavior on and off the set?
I think we need to do a study on this. It could be big. It could change the entire landscape of the hair color industry. Heck, if would mean some colors — like red — could rise to the top, and others fall away forever.
Just like Lindsay’s career.
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Tagged beauty, celebrities, color red, comedy, commentary, danger, desire, determination, energy, entertainment, fire, Hollywood, Humor, Internet, life, Lindsay Lohan, love, meaning of color red, news, passion, power, power color, red, red hair, red head, red is power color, strength, war
So, I’ve been perusing the celebrity gossip sites today (so you don’t have to), and there’s a new breeze blowing across the land.
Remember how you had to be thin to make it in Hollywood?
Now, you’re pretty much hated if you are.
Take Sarah Jessica Parker. She’s sporting these muscle-only arms of late…and folks are having a field day. Not admiring the lack of flab or anything like that.
They are pretty much grossed out.
And then there’s Tina Fey. She’s been everywhere of late. “30 Rock” is the sitcom of the moment. Her movie “Date Night” with Steve Carell won the weekend box office. She hosted a hilarious episode of “Saturday Night Live.”
She’s also been sexing it up on all her magazine covers and even the photo bumps in Saturday’s SNL. But people want the frumpy Tina back…not this new, thin, mega-styled, air-brushed version.
Part of me applauds this grassroots call for real women to have real bodies. Whether or not Hollywood will respond is another thing altogether.
But I have to wonder: would any of these people calling for normalcy — if placed in the same position — be able to resist becoming a bit plastic themselves?
Heck, if I achieved stardom — if money was no object — I’m pretty sure I would find it hard to resist a bit of de-frumping.
Who am I kidding? I wouldn’t even put up a fight.
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Tagged 30 Rock television series, airbrushing, being thin in Hollywood, celebrity, celebrity arms, Date Night movie, gossip, Hollywood, Humor, Internet, magazine covers, plastic surgery, Sarah Jessica Parker, Saturday Night Live, sitcoms, SNL, Steve Carell, Tina Fey, weekend box office
Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.
And in Hollywood, it’s the best way to make a buck.
Alcon Entertainment was as surprised as anyone by the enormous box office success of “The Blind Side,” which has raked in over $210 million to date. Add to that Golden Globe and Screen Actors Guild Award nominations for Sandra Bullock as Best Actress.
Not too shabby.
No doubt studio executives and their minions are scrambling to find scripts or, indeed, any projects they might already have in the can that would strike a similar chord with the audience.
The winner to the starting gate? CBS Films with the January 22nd release of “Extraordinary Measures,” starring Brendan Fraser and Harrison Ford.
Let’s see how it stacks up.
True story? √
Involves children in crisis? Even more so. This film has two children…and they are dying of an incurable disease. √ √
Happy ending? If you are going to put us through a story about dying children, there had better be. √
Big stars? Harrison Ford big enough for you? √
I think we have a winner!
Note — “Extraordinary Measures” was one of the first CBS Films placed in production after it was established in 2007. Try as I might, I couldn’t find out when it was actually completed, though. Who knows? The success of “The Blind Side” may have given it new life.
Isn’t that (sniff) the most amazing (sniff sniff) story ever??
Posted in Humor, Movies, Music
Tagged Alcon Entertainment, Brendan Fraser, CBS Films, entertainment, Extraordinary Measures movie, Golden Globe Awards, Harrison Ford, Hollywood, Movies, Sandra Bullock, Screen Actors Guild Awards, The Blind Side movie
Hollywood has a new favorite bad boy, and I’m not talking tabloid headlines.
(That was yesterday’s blog.)
No, the villian-of-the-moment is Mark Strong, a London-born actor who studied at the Old Vic Theatre School. If you can’t place the name, don’t worry. You’ve seen him (or soon will) as the evil Lord Blackwood in “Sherlock Holmes,” and as the not-to-be-trusted royal adviser John Conroy in “The Young Victoria.”
Mark Strong looks like a younger, slightly more coiffed version of Stanley Tucci, and his ability to fell people with a single glance makes him an exceptional bad guy. He also has another half-dozen films in various stages of production — according to his imdb.com profile — so we will have many more chances to see him be the downfall of himself — or others — in the next few years.
One quick note — imdb.com also reveals that Mark played ultimate good guy Mr. Knightley in a 1996 television version of “Emma” opposite Kate Beckinsale…so there must be a hero in there somewhere.
Bad guys are just more fun.
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Tagged celebrity gossip, Hollywood, Jane Austen's Emma, Kate Beckinsale, London actors, Mark Strong, movie actors, movie villians, Movies, Old Vic Theatre School, Sherlock Holmes movie, Stanley Tucci, Television, The Young Victoria movie