Hot weather got you down?
Freddy would be thrilled to chill you.
Chucky, too. And rumor has it Jason’s mask has been seen lurking in the deep freeze.
In the way back.
These “Ice Scream” pops are the brain freeze child of Sergei Starostin and Victoria Mamikonova, founders of Stoyn, an advertising firm based in Lobnya near Moscow, Russia.
You can submit orders and ideas to firstname.lastname@example.org.
They don’t appear to have an ice cream truck of their own, but you have to wonder what kind of music it would play as it meandered down the street.
The theme from Psycho, maybe?
And would you have to worry that their ice cream man would follow you back inside the house and treat you to some gruesome, horror-movie death?
Posted in Advertising, Business, Design, Foods, Humor, Internet, Life, Movies
Tagged advertising agency, Business, Chucky, deep freezer, Foods, Freddy Krueger, horror films, hot weather, Humor, ice cream, ice cream man, ice cream pops, ice cream truck, ice scream pops, Jason Friday the 13th, life, Moscow, Movies, Psycho, Russia, Sergei Starostin, Stoyn, Victoria Mamikonova
Objects in this post are larger than they appear.
Take this fan, for instance.
It is a small lawn ornament in my brother Michael’s backyard. It barely reaches knee-high and generates little more than a gentle breeze.
Today it was 103 degrees. My nephew’s rehearsal dinner was held outside tonight. We could have used a big, yellow fan as big as that one looks.
Luckily, a cloud or two passed by and provided some much needed shade.
They were just the right size.
By mid-morning, Facebook was filled with status updates about ice cream.
Heck — it’s summer. It’s hot. Ice cream always sounds good. And since today is National Ice Cream Day, I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that everyone is focused on this cold, creamy delight.
But did you know that today is also National Caviar Day?
Yep. That salty, fishy, icky treat of the upper class has its national holiday on the same day. But so far, I haven’t seen any Facebook status updates celebrating caviar.
I certainly think my friends are upper class. But perhaps, like me, the thought of eating fish eggs on a cracker doesn’t have the same appeal…especially when the really good stuff — Beluga caviar — cost $150 an ounce.
I can buy an awful lot of ice cream for that amount of money. And a hot dog…and a hamburger…and a movie ticket…and a cab ride home.
I think we have a winner.
Happy National Ice Cream Day!
Posted in Comedy, Family, Foods, Holiday, Humor, Internet, Summer
Tagged Beluga caviar, caviar, comedy, Facebook, Facebook status updates, family, fish, fish eggs, food, Foods, hamburgers, Holiday, holidays, hot dogs, hot weather, Humor, ice cream, Internet, National Caviar Day, National Ice Cream Day, roe, summer, upper class, weather
I love movies, but this past weekend, the box office numbers were the best show in town.
“Despicable Me” was the number one movie, pulling in an incredible $60 million dollars. Now, granted, it is an animated feature, and it was shown in 3D on some screens which jacks up the ticket price. But I don’t think Universal promoted that movie very heavily, other than mentioning Steve Carell provided a voice, and showing us the yellow, roundish critters that are in it. As much as I am in the theater to see trailers, I have no idea what the movie is about.
Apparently, it doesn’t matter. Here’s what I think did.
It was hot this weekend. H-O-T hot. And unless your movie theater suffered a power outage, it was comfortably air conditioned and soothingly dark inside.
“Despicable Me” was the one film that opened last weekend that was suitable for every member of the family. So parents brought the whole gang and enjoyed the coolness, whether the story about the little yellow men was their cup of tea or not.
Just a theory. You can challenge it.
Of course, lots of other people went to the movies, too. “Eclipse” in its second week — with its more ‘specialized’ audience — still pulled in another $32 million. “Predators” managed $25 million after being gutted in the reviews. “Toy Story 3″ in its fourth week added another $21 million to its coffers, and “The Last Airbender” and “Grownups” pulled in $16 million each.
Everyone stayed inside and caught a show, my friends.
‘Cause it was hot…
Posted in Business, Entertainment, Family, Humor, Movies, Summer
Tagged 3D movie, air conditioned theater, air conditioning, animated feature, box office, box office earnings, box office numbers, Business, Despicable Me movie, Eclipse movie, entertainment, family, family movies, Grownups movie, hot weather, Humor, movie theater, Movies, Predators movie, Steve Carell, summer, The Last Airbenders movie, Toy Story 3 movie, Twilight saga, Twilight Saga: Eclipse, Universal, weather