Bill Murray is cool.
Part of what makes him cool is the distance he maintains from the public and the press. Which means no autographs. Which can make him seem rather uncool to some.
Well, look what he did in lieu of an autograph for filmmaker David Walton Smith.
Coolest dude on the planet.
Can’t wait to see what he does in Moonrise Kingdom, Wes Anderson’s new movie that opened yesterday.
Bet it’s cool, too.
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Tagged autographs, Bill Murray, celebrities, comedy, commentary, cool, David Walton Smith, distance, entertainment, filmmakers, Humor, life, Moonrise Kingdom movie, Movies, Wes Anderson
The Mayan calendar predicts the world’s end in December. But in case it’s wrong…
Some ‘architects’ have built a Mayan pyramid out of chocolate big enough to kill us all.
In fact, this model of the Kukulcan Mayan pyramid in Chichen Itza, Mexico broke the Guinness World Record for the World’s Largest Chocolate Sculpture.
California dessert and pastry school Qzina labored more than 400 hours to create the six-foot high structure which weighs over 18,000 pounds.
That’s one-thirtieth the size of the original Mayan temple.
The chocolate sculpture will be destroyed on December 21 — the last date on the Mayan calendar. According to the Qzina website, they haven’t decided exactly how to dismantle the thing.
Seriously?
I know a lot of folks who would volunteer to help make that baby disappear.
Posted in Design, Food, Foods, History, Humor, Life
Tagged architecture, Chichen Itza Mexico, chocolate, death by chocolate, design, dessert and pastry school, end of the world, food, Foods, Guinness World Record, Humor, Kukulcan Mayan pyramid, life, Mayan calendar, Mayan pyramid, Mayan temple, Qzina
On my flight today, the proffered movie was Big Miracle, starring Drew Barrymore and John Krasinski — the whale movie, as you might remember it.
That’s how I did.
I had meant to see it in the theatre, but I tend to shy away from animal movies. Even though I knew this one was positive — it’s based on true events — I hate seeing animals in any potential, dramatized or real trauma.
But I manned up and watched it today. And I was right. They found ways to make the animals — and me — suffer through this supposed feel-good story.
It’s so nice to cry with people you don’t know.
Which made the e-card that popped up in my Facebook feed today all the more timely:
You got that right.
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Tagged airplane flight, airplanes, animal movie, animals, animals in trauma, Big Miracle movie, commentary, Drew Barrymore, ecards, entertainment, Facebook, feel-good movie, Humor, inflight movie, John Krasinski, life, movie theatre, Movies, Relationships, Travel, whale movie, whales
I am amused when Broadway audiences applaud the set at the start of a show…as if the couch needs a boost in self-esteem.
But perhaps the set for Harvey, which is in previews on Broadway, needs just that.
About 20 minutes into the performance last night — as the home of Elwood P. Dowd transforms into the dread psychiatric hospital — a loud clunk was heard. The set shuddered. All action grinded to a halt.
And poor Jim Parsons, who was faux reading a book in the library, scurried away as they dropped the curtain.
The curtain dropped a lot last night; a cable snapped in the set mechanism that couldn’t be quickly repaired. So every time the set changed, the curtain dropped and the lights came up.
Harvey lasted almost three hours.
I intended to review the play today, but it wouldn’t be fair. While I found Jim Parsons’ Dowd utterly charming, the show itself didn’t get a fair shake because of the constant interruptions and expansive running time.
I was literally nodding off at the end. Bnd that wasn’t really Harvey’s fault…or was it?
Darn pooka.
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Tagged animals, Broadway, Broadway audience, Broadway preview, Broadway review, Broadway set, celebrities, comedy, commentary, Elwood P Dowd, entertainment, Harvey, Harvey the invisible rabbit, Humor, Jim Parsons, life, Manhattan, New York City, pooka, psychiatric hospital, self-esteem, Television, TV
There is one word that immediately invokes my ire. Makes me see red. And I admit my response is a bit unreasonable.
“Thoughts?”
I don’t know why I have such a negative knee-jerk reaction to the phrase.
Maybe because it’s not a phrase at all.
You’re asking me a question — you want my input, my point of view, my expertise — but the very question is so non-committal, so throw-away.
Like you can’t be bothered to ask me a question with any nuance or…
WORDS.
Or maybe you don’t want to reveal your hand before I lay my cards on the table. Well, it didn’t work this time, did it??
You see, I can read a lot into one word of conversation.
I’m a girl.
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Tagged comedy, commentary, conversation, family, friends, Humor, invoking ire, knee-jerk reaction, life, one word, playing your cards, questions, Relationships, thoughts, writing
Mondays are hard enough.
And now I’m trying to un-see this.
It’s a brain tapeworm, of all god-forsaken things.
Brain tapeworms? Who even knew they existed? I sure didn’t…until an innocent web search invited that knowledge into my head.
Hopefully not the tapeworms.
They can enter your system if you eat undercooked pork, since the larvae often attach to pig muscle. And once there, they flow through the bloodstream and get stuck in cavities in the cranium.
I don’t want to know this! You don’t either!!
But misery loves company.
Happy Monday.
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Tagged bloodstream, brain, brain tapeworm, cooking, cranium, food, Foods, Health, Humor, Internet, larvae, life, misery loves company, Mondays, on my mind, pig muscle, uncooked pork
Potted Potter, the parody of the seven Harry Potter books now on Broadway, was tailor-made for kids.
It’s only 70-minutes long, is super high energy, and even features a quidditch match with audience participation.
No wonder I liked it so much.
Brits Dan Clarkson and Jeff Turner, who also wrote the show, bring all the characters to life with minimal props, costumes and staging. The humor is decidedly British as well, but Potter lovers — and the family and friends who they drag along — will find it easy to translate.
Obviously some plot points are skipped in such a short synopsis, but the ones that made the cut are treated with high hilarity. Favorites include Lord Voldemort, the dragons from book four, and the bigger-than-life quidditch snitch.
Dan and Jeff cracked up a few times during the show, but the reason was pretty obvious –
They are as wild about Harry as the audience.
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Tagged audience participation, books, British humor, Broadway, comedy, commentary, costume, Dan Clarkson, dragons, entertainment, golden snitch, Harry Potter books, Humor, Jeff Turner, life, Lord Voldemort, Manhattan, New York City, parody, Potted Potter, props, quidditch, staging, two-man show, wild about Harry
What do you do when you’re bored?
I read. Go to the movies or a show. Often just hop online.
Clearly that wouldn’t work for this guy.
Kudos to him for raising money for charity!
I had big dreams as a kid — live in New York City, be on TV, write a book. Well, I have a new one to add to that list:
Be immortalized in cake.
Betty White was.
We’re talking a 5’2″ life-size vanilla cake with buttercream, covered in modeling chocolate. It was created by Cake Boss star Buddy Valastro and his team.
And you thought Betty couldn’t get any sweeter.
The cake was served at Wednesday night at Betty’s roast at the Friars Club here in New York City…hence their motto at the base (where Betty’s feet should be).
Funny thing — being roasted?
Not on my list.
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Tagged be on TV, Betty White, Betty White cake, Betty White roast, Buddy Valastro, buttercream, Cake Boss, celebrities, comedy, commentary, cooking, dreams, entertainment, food, Foods, Friars Club, Humor, immortalized in cake, life, life-size cake, live in new york city, Manhattan, modeling chocolate, New York City, sweets for the sweet, Television, TV, vanilla cake, we only roast the ones we love, write a book
2day’s post
OMG.
NASA is an acronym. FEDEX is an acronym. The so five-minutes ago and poorly performing Windows VISTA is, too.
But OMG, HTML, and even university initials like BU or UK are not.
What’s the difference?
A group of letters is only an acronym when the the initials are pronounced together as one word. If they are said letter by letter, like URL, the group of letters is considered an initialism.
Who knew?
I certainly didn’t until this morning, when the random fact was passed along to me via that great center of learning, Twitter. And I simply had to share.
There. Now go enjoy your holiday. You’ve worked your brain hard enough.
LOL
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