I will be headed back your way in less than 48 hours. Coming home is always a pleasure. But let’s be honest, my Big Apple airstrips…
Youse guys are fugly.
My current trip through Narita-Tokyo Airport en route to Singapore drove that point home…hard. I only spent two hours in Japan, and the ultramodern, high-tech facility convinced me that JFK and LGA need a major redo.
We can begin with a fun identity for each of you. Look at this little guy; he graces most of the signage at Narita Airport.
What is he? Who cares? He’s cute… and LaGuardia could use a major dose of cuteness… JFK, too.
There’s nothing cute about either of you now. No offense.
And speaking of high-tech, check out this gadget in the airport restrooms in Narita.
The facilities in Japan have talents that go far beyond the simple flush. (Come to think of it, everyone was smiling a lot.)
Lastly, you need better food…but I’ve always said that.
Okay, NYC airports, get started. I’ll be back in two days, and I am expecting great things!