I flew home from Dallas this morning and missed a horrifying event occurring on the ground:
TWITTER WENT DOWN.
Thank goodness I was cruising at 36,000 feet and chose not to spend $15.95 on the in-flight wifi (not two days in a row — no way, no how). That made me blissfully unaware of the carnage below — the poor souls on their laptops and iPads, desperately needing to know what was trending and instead seeing:
“Users may be experiencing issues accessing Twitter. Our engineers are currently working to resolve the issue.”
How did they respond? Sadly, we will never know, because you see…
Twitter was down.