I just read on the Interwebs that the average household mattress contains 2 million dust mites.
I don’t share this because misery loves company.
I just wonder:
Where did dust mites live before mattresses were invented?
Mattresses with linen or cotton covers didn’t appear until the mid-18th century. Were dust mites nomadic before that time? Did man’s invention change their way of life? Make them fat and lazy?
Are dust mites bigger and scarier now then they used to be??
I won’t be sleeping tonight.
Posted in Animals, Design, History, Home, Humor, Life
Tagged animals, cotton, design, dust mites, history, home, Humor, insects, Internet, interwebs, linen, mattress, misery loves company, mite not, nomadic, sleep
Today the very funny folks at College Humor posed the question –
What if things we did religiously had their own religion?
They developed religions for things like…
- The weekly TV dramas and sitcoms that we can’t miss
- Our morning Starbucks run
- The smartphone permanently attached to our hip
You get the drift.
I could add even more activities like making my bed (a holdover from my childhood), walking the dog and playing Candy Crush before bed.
And while I am definitely a member of the TV viewership religion, I participate in a more radical faction –
(The DVR made me do it.)
Posted in College, Comedy, Commentary, Entertainment, Humor, Internet, Life, Religion, Television
Tagged Candy Crush, childhood, college, College Humor, comedy, commentary, daily TV viewing, drama, DVR, entertainment, funny, Humor, Internet, life, making my bed, mundane things, radical faction, religion, sitcom, smartphone, Starbucks, takeout, Television, TV religion, walking the dog, workout
I was horrified by the series finale of How I Met Your Mother.
If you don’t know how it ended oh so many months ago, stop reading. But suffice it to say, the last episode was like a sledgehammer to the very foundation of the show’s premise, crumbling its emotional center, its heart and its credibility.
It was awful.
Soon after the show’s creators and CBS were inundated with bad reviews and poor comments, it was revealed that there was an alternate ending that would be included on the DVD. It has now been leaked.
It is perfect.
Whoever got to choose the version that aired?
Posted in Comedy, Commentary, Entertainment, Humor, Life, Television
Tagged alternate ending, bad decision, bad reviews, CBS, comedy, commentary, crumbling, DVD, emotional center, entertainment, foundation, heart, How I Met Your Mother, How I Should Have Met Your Mother, Humor, Internet, life, review, series finale, sitcom, sledge hammer, spoiler, Television, television series, vimeo
You don’t know or appreciate the mother’s milk that is iced or hot tea…
…but that ain’t none of my business.
I know I am a little late to this meme, but I had to take a shot.
Posted in Animals, Foods, Humor, Internet, Life
Tagged animals, beverages, but that ain't none of my business, Foods, hot tea, Humor, iced tea, Internet, Kermit the Frog, Lipton, meme, mother's milk, Muppets, puppets, southern comfort