Officers, I have your thief.
Or a pretty good theory, anyhoo.
Someone stole almost 400,000 toothpicks from a manufacturer in Athens, Georgia.
Since there were no signs of forced entry, the owner thinks a former employee might be the culprit.
Sure, that would explain it. Or maybe it was Stan Munro, the mastermind behind…
Toothpick World
Munro says he buys his toothpicks from a wholesaler to create his toothpick replicas of famous landmarks from around the world.
Look at the detail — they are incredible. And that is why I think he’s a prime suspect.
After his endless hours of sitting in one spot and holding a steady hand to create these masterpieces, I’ll bet Stan would enjoy making a run down South and organizing a toothpick heist.
Don’t you?
Color wheel
Eric Stonestreet, aka Cam on Modern Family, tweeted just this morning:
Can’t take your road rage seriously, mr. yellow car driver man.
Do we assign character traits to drivers based on the color of their cars?
Studies show that red cars get more tickets, so apparently police officers believe these drivers are inherently up to no good. They watch them closer, and the tickets follow.
But what of the other car colors?
But to drive it down the street every day? Even I have some dignity.
What car colors do you consider taboo? Share in the comments section and perhaps save a reader from making an expensive mistake at the dealership.
This. Very. Day.
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