When you carved your Halloween pumpkin this year, did you consider for even a moment…
It might have a family?

Sometimes, late at night, you can hear the screams coming from the pumpkin patch.
Or that’s the legend. That I just made up.
(And yes, I do realize that’s an orange in the photo. I’m just using it to make my point.)
Juicers have no doubt split up a few happy homes as well.
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When you carved your Halloween pumpkin this year, did you consider for even a moment…
It might have a family?
Sometimes, late at night, you can hear the screams coming from the pumpkin patch.
Or that’s the legend. That I just made up.
(And yes, I do realize that’s an orange in the photo. I’m just using it to make my point.)
Juicers have no doubt split up a few happy homes as well.
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Posted in Comedy, Commentary, Cooking, Family, Food, Foods, Holiday, Humor, Life
Tagged comedy, commentary, cooking, family, food, Foods, Halloween, Halloween legends, Halloween pumpkins, happy homes, Holiday, Humor, juicer, life, oranges, pumpkin carving, pumpkin families, pumpkin patch, pumpkins