When you think of healthy, shiny, beautiful hair — what’s the first thing that comes to mind?
Did someone say purple kangaroo?
Perhaps a claymation-inspired one…with big doe eyes and hooves that flatten out in a creepy unfinished way?
I didn’t think so.
What does a purple kangaroo puppet have to do with hair anyway?
Nothing. That’s the point.
Aussie Hair Care is a highly recognizable brand. Their stylized kangaroo silhouette over a field of bold purple stands out on the shampoo aisle. And up to now, it has been a symbol of the Australian lifestyle — wild, untamed, carefree.
Now some product manager has decided carefree means cartoon and has turned that elegant symbol into a muppet who would be more at home on Sesame Street.
Sure, fuzzy mascots work for popsicles and Poptarts and even Pop Rocks — but how does this one embody the Aussie Hair Care brand or consumer? Do I really want to buy shampoo and conditioner from a kangaroo puppet with a tacky purple ‘do?
Not even.
Only another kangaroo would fall for that.

Simpler times
I never watched Sesame Street as a kid. I was all about Captain Kangaroo. I loved the Captain, Mr. Moose, Mr. Green Jeans, Dennis the Painter, Magic Drawing Board.
Plus, we didn’t have cable till I was in my teens.
They’re even doing a parody of Downton Abbey. I hope those bloody kids appreciate it.
I don’t remember Captain Kangaroo playing the celebrity card. When I Google the show, it lists the stars he had on the program from time from time. But that’s not what I remember.
I remember the cartoon “Tom Terrific.” Ping pong balls dropping from the sky. The Captain reading stories. Conversations with Grandfather Clock. Dancing Bear.
Man, I wasn’t nearly as shallow when I was young.
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