Are you enjoying Shark Week?
It started Sunday on Discovery Channel. If you’ve missed the 80,000 televisions promos, take a look-see…
Even if you don’t plan on watching Shark Week, that promo pretty much sums up what you can expect. Lots and lots of sharks, jumping about, hurling themselves into the air and at each other and at the unfortunate people that get in their way.
I’m not sure why the same footage takes an entire week.
Maybe Discovery Channel needs that much time to sell all the Shark Week merchandise they have assembled. We’re talking DVDs, t-shirts, hoodies, tote bags, mouse pads, puzzles, even cozies. All the types of items that, if thrown into the ocean as litter, would kill the sharks if they swallowed ‘em.
I’m just saying…
If I watch any of Shark Week, it will be to see host Craig Ferguson. He is always funny and snarky and full of surprises.
Unlike Shark Week. I’m pretty sure I know what carnage is coming.