Four hundred years ago — okay, more like 12 — I attended a writing conference at Craigsville Beach on Cape Cod.
One of our assignments was to come up with a new scenario for a movie using only the items found in our hotel room as inspiration.
Now, my hotel was rather rustic (translation: cheap). The wallpaper had tiny geese flying in vee’s across a yellow, late evening sky. It was ugly, but I used it.
My idea: What if two birdwatchers — one a noted expert, the other a novice — accidentally kill a rare bird that they are admiring? Horrified, they try to cover up the accident in a variety of ways, all of which go terribly awry.
Hilarity ensues.
I pictured Dudley Moore as the lead. (It was 12 years ago.) I thought it was a pretty funny idea, but maybe too niche-y for Hollywood.
I mean, who would do a movie about birdwatching?
Fast-forward to 2011. Steve Martin, Jack Black and Owen Wilson are starring in the new movie The Big Year. Take a look at the trailer:
What you can’t really tell from this clip is that these three men are avid birdwatchers…competing at a prestigious birdwatching event!
See? Someone actually made a film about birdwatching, and even they think it’s too niche-y to use in the marketing.
I was so ahead of my time.


Speech, speech
It’s awards season. And guess who won??
ME!
That’s right. The Sticky Egg has won its second Versatile Blogger Award, courtesy of fellow blogger — and no doubt awesome human being — Hyperactive Inefficiency.
Thanks so much!
When I received my first nod last year from The Word Nymph, I didn’t pay it forward as is every winner’s prerogative.
Not this year.
Therefore, I hereby bestow The Versatile Blogger Award on the following blogs that I have recently discovered and find interesting and fresh:
Congratulations!
And, in keeping with another awards rule, here are a few things about me that you might not know:
I’m also supposed to write a blog post about at least one of these facts in the near future, so stay tuned.
And thanks, as always, for reading The Egg!
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