Happy Super Bowl-less Sunday!
That’s right — I am defying the gods and not watching the big game . I don’t have a team in this year’s fight, and I’m not one to watch football for football’s sake. Plus, I can watch the commercials online.
So I figure today is the perfect time to go…to Home Depot.
Think about it. This is one Sunday when I’d bet good money they see a lot less traffic. I will be able to browse the hardwood flooring and kitchen counters and countertops and backsplashes without being crowded by other people.
Help should be easy to find, too…not that I’ve ever had a bad experience at Home Depot. I’m just looking forward to more elbow room (cried Daniel Boone).
Of course, the people who have to work at Home Deport on Super Bowl Sunday may be a tad bitter. So I’ll have to be extra entertaining to make up for it.
I think I can manage that.