Cheetos are my favorite salty snack. But a method of attack?
I hadn’t realized their potential.
A student at Jefferson High School in Lafayette, Indiana threw a bag of Cheetos at the assistant principal outside the library on Monday just before classes began.
When the administrator summoned the student to his office, the teenager refused, attacking him instead. “Cheetos went flying everywhere,” Superintendent Ed Eiler said.
The student was arrested by police and is suspended from school pending internal review.
Now, you can shake your head at several aspects of this story. The student’s lack of respect for authority. The fact that police had to get involved in school discipline. But all I can think is…
What a horrifying waste of Cheetos.
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Cheetos are my favorite salty snack. But a method of attack?
I hadn’t realized their potential.
When the administrator summoned the student to his office, the teenager refused, attacking him instead. “Cheetos went flying everywhere,” Superintendent Ed Eiler said.
The student was arrested by police and is suspended from school pending internal review.
Now, you can shake your head at several aspects of this story. The student’s lack of respect for authority. The fact that police had to get involved in school discipline. But all I can think is…
What a horrifying waste of Cheetos.
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Tagged arrested by police, assistant principal, Cheetos, children, comedy, commentary, education, flying bag of Cheetos, food, Foods, high school fight, Humor, Jefferson High School, Lafayette Indiana, library, life, method of attack, salty snacks, school administrator, Superintendent Ed Eiler, suspended from school, weapons