I’ve been working all morning in a very small, windowless room, and when I finally came up for air, what headline greeted me?
Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal Are Dating
Wow…how long was I in there?
So where does that net out? Taylor’s practically dating her dad….or someone who could be her dad in the mental sense. Still, Jake is probably a whole lot better looking than her dad. (Just guessing…never seen the man.)
But why would Jake date Taylor? She is the total antithesis of Reese Witherspoon, his last great love. Reese is the divorced mother of two kids, and from all reports, Jake was super serious.
The perfect antidote? Date a young blond thing that is so far from marriage or thoughts of a serious relationship that you’re guaranteed a fairly stress-free good time.
And it’s shouldn’t strain on your brain, either.
Of course, that’s assuming the reports are even true. They were sighted together at “Saturday Night Live;” in Brooklyn near Maggie Gyllenhaal’s home; and out together for Sunday brunch. Sounds like something-something to me!
Oh well, back into the windowless room. No doubt they’ll both be dating someone else by the time I come out.