George Alexander Louis?
On behalf of William and Kate and the entire royal family…
I’m sorry, Royal Baby.
I know there is a long history of King Georges — six, in fact — but all I see when I hear the name “George” is George Costanza of Seinfeld infamy. And while he was a great TV sitcom character, I wouldn’t wish a son like him on William and Kate.
Or anyone, really.
Now, if the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge had gone with “Alexander” as a first name, I would be all over that. Maybe they are planning to call you by your middle name. Most of the kids I grew up with were called by their middle names. I always found it kinda odd…like their parents couldn’t make up their minds. But I would gladly support it in this instance.
If not — if they decide to go with George — well, I return to my previous submission —
Sebastian.
The Sticky Egg 
I would have totally agreed with your thought process until one George Clooney came along. That’s who he is named after.
Signed,
Maria CAROLINE Keller
aka Not Maria
I thought of that, Not Maria. But Mr. Clooney is an American anomaly who sadly cannot help our poor Brit baby.
P.S. — I plan to call young George ‘Alexander’…in your ‘royal’ honor. 🙂