Cheetos, already the perfect food, is going beyond the puff this Halloween with…
Glow-in-the-Dark Cheetos
(A special thank you to my sister for bringing this ghoulish taste treat to my attention.)
While Googling the aforementioned dark delight, I happened upon an even scarier, orange-ier, more artificial — if indeed that is possible — product that has the potential to scare the begeezers out of folks year round…
Cheetos nails, baby!
Look at that color! Look at that texture! And if it chips off (chips off, get it?!) —
It’s still cleaner than real Cheetos fingers.
The Sticky Egg 