I’m watching the Screen Actors Guild Awards.
It’s not the first time. It won’t be the last.
You notice that the image at left shows only a partial view of the award; most of the images I could find online do the same.
You may ask why.
I believe it is because the Actor is well-endowed. Very well-endowed. I made this discovery this year when they showed a montage of award winners remarking on just that fact.
So. Now you know.
(This was the biggest photo I could find.)