When you visit Sochi, the water in the sink looks like this.
When you wash your face in that water, your eyes look like this.
When your eyes look like this, you have to give your prime-time Olympics anchor chair to Matt Lauer.
And when you let Matt Lauer anchor the Olympics in prime-time, babies cry.
Don’t make babies cry, Bob Costas.
Stay away from shitty water.
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