No birds were harmed in the creation of this blog post.
Several birds tried to take me down, though, on my flight from Detroit to Lexington.
They filled the plane…so we had to wait over an hour while the unwelcome fliers were removed and the plane was disinfected.
It was a crappy situation, no doubt.
When we re-boarded, the pilot discovered the plane had a broken wing, so we had to change equipment altogether.
Clearly the airplane was on the birds’ side.