“…what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.”
— Liam Neeson, Taken
Do you really, Liam?
Your daughter gets abducted in the original Taken.
You and your wife get kidnapped in the sequel.
And now your wife gets killed in Taken 3?
I travel all the time, frequently to exotic ports of call, and — knock wood — have somehow managed to avoid kidnappers and murderers (although, I will admit, I have come close to killing a few airport employees from time to time).
So, tell me, Liam…
What exactly are these special skills you possess?
The Sticky Egg 