See this sign?
It wasn’t on the elevator at my hotel this morning when I got on… when I and another guest got stuck on our way to breakfast.
Luckily, the phone in the elevator worked and the repairman was able to fix the elevator in less than five minutes.
I am proud to report that I remained calm and cheerful during the crisis. The man on the elevator with me, however, was in a huge panic. When the doors finally opened, he ran out and told his friend in the hallway that we had been trapped 15 minutes.
(It was really more like three.)
The Sticky Egg 