I handed over the keys for my New York City apartment to my broker on Thursday and flew off to Chicago.
My new place won’t be ‘mine’ until Tuesday, so until then, business trips — and generous cousins in a nearby burb — are providing shelter.
I’m used to living out of a suitcase, so this vagabond period doesn’t really bother me. But it is somewhat disconcerting to not have keys to anything.
We spend so much time looking for our keys, carrying them, losing them, finding them…and now, I got nuthin.
My cousins, on the other hand….
They’re just showing off.
Posted in Family, Home, Humor, Life, Travel
Tagged apartments, business trip, Chicago, cousins, family, hone, Humor, keys, life, living out of a suitcase, moving, New York City, suburbs, travrl
The Egg is moving from Manhattan to Chicago at the end of July, and today, even my supplies are feeling the occasion!
Posted in History, Holiday, Home, Humor, New York City, Travel
Tagged Chicago, Fourth of July, history, Holiday, Humor, Independence Day, moving, New York City, packing, patriotic, red white and blue, Travel
Samsung, I already love your brand. I’ve traveled up your smartphone chain to my current Galaxy5.
Satisfied customer, I am.
So my little heart fluttered when I read about your new smart refrigerator…with its ridiculously large touchscreen…which allows me to order groceries while standing in my kitchen, in front of my empty frig!
I’m a city chick who already uses Fresh Direct for my grocery delivery, so imagine how excited I am to have two of my favorite brands working together to make my life easy peasy.
It’s like the Jetsons, it is.
And when life starts to look and feel like the Jetsons, it’s a very good day indeed.
Posted in Commentary, Food, Home, Humor, Technology
Tagged brand, chill, city chick, easy peasy, food, FreshDirect, groceries, grocery delivery, home, Humor, Jetsons, kitchen, refrigerator, Samsung, Samsung Galaxy5, satisfied customer, smartphone, technology, touchscreen
I used to think, incorrectly, that the common housefly lives less than a week.
Thanks to the Google machine, I have since learned that a fly can live 15+ days in the wild, and 30 days in optimal conditions.
What are optimal conditions?
The temps available in your home. Or, I should say, my home.
I have had a fly buzzing around my apartment for almost a week. He only reveals himself once or twice a day.
I haven’t been able to swat him, and I haven’t been able to get him to go out the door.
And really, why would he?
He’s got it made here.
Posted in Animals, Home, Humor, Life, Nature
Tagged animals, apartment, fly, fly away, home, house, house fly, Humor, life, life span, nature, SWAT, temperature
Can’t imagine my apartment without bookshelves in every room!
Ebooks are convenient , but real books feel, smell and look so good.
Hug a book today!
Posted in Books, Design, Home, Humor, Life
Tagged books, bookshelves, decor, design, ebooks, feel, home, hug a book, Humor, life, look, reading, smell, World Book Day
Today the Sticky Egg became a great aunt for the very first time!
Welcome Baby Charlotte!
And thanks for letting me model your baby beanie. You’re a good egg already.
Posted in Children, Family, Home, Humor, Life, Love, Photography
Tagged announcement, aunt, baby, baby beanie, birth, children, family, good egg, hatched, home, Humor, life, love, model, niece, photography
I just discovered something better than sliced bread —
A toast press — shaped here like a teddy bear — makes your morning slice or lunch sandwich an event.
This is the first I have seen these…and they come in all kinds of designs.
That’s what I get for not watching Food Network anymore.
Posted in Cooking, Design, Food, Home, Humor, Life
Tagged bread, cooking, design, food, Food Network, home, Humor, life, sandwich, slice, sliced bread, teddy bear, toast, toast press