I am so over this hashtag and how people throw it around:
Really? Are you really feeling blessed to get a fancy toilet?
Just Iike some folks on Facebook are blessed to find a parking spot or blessed to go out to dinner or blessed to do anything.
In the words of Inigo Montoya, “I do not think this word means what you think it means.”
Don’t wear it out, people…especially not on a toilet.
Posted in Celebrities, Commentary, Humor, Movies, News, Sports
Tagged #blessed, celebrities, don't wear it out, Facebook, hashtag, Humor, Inigo Montoya, Movies, Sports, Steph Curry, The Princess Bride, toilet, Twitter, USA Today
Baconator fries are a thing?
Posted in Advertising, Food, Humor, News, Restaurants
Tagged advertising, bacon, baconator fries, fast food, food, french fries, Humor, news, restaurants, Wendy's, yes please
The Oceanic Preservation Society projected images of endangered species on the south side of the Empire State Building last night to raise awareness of their plight.
For those of you who couldn’t be there, here is a peek:
To learn more about what is being done to save these creatures, and what you can do, visit www.racingextinction.com.
Posted in Animals, Movies, Nature, New York City, News, Travel
Tagged animals, Cecil, Empire State Building, endangered species, extinction, Movies, nature, New York City, news, Oceanic Preservation Society, outdoor movie, racingextinction.com, Travel, Youtube
Dear Time Warner:
Ms. King didn’t enjoy your phone calls, and who can blame her. Your customer service representatives called her — after she explained that they had the wrong number — an additional 74 times to harass her about a previous client’s unpaid bill.
Now a court says you owe her $229,500 under the Telephone Consumer Protection Act.
So, call me instead. I’m an actual Time Warner Customer. I even pay my bills. And I’ll only charge you…$1,000 a call.
Posted in Business, customer service, Humor, law, News, Relationships, Shopping, telephone
Tagged bargain, Business, call me, customer, customer service, Humor, law, news, shopping, telephone, Telephone Consumer Protection Act, Time Warner, unpaid bill
Everyone should have an opportunity to read the closing paragraph of the Supreme Court ruling–authored by Justice Anthony Kennedy–that has changed our country for the better.
Posted in Family, Friends, Life, Love, News, Politics, Relationships
Tagged Anthony Kennedy, family, friends, love, love wins, marriage equality, news, politics, Relationships, ruling change, same-sex marriage, SCOTUS, Supreme Court
All the discussion of late around the Confederate flag brought the band Lynyrd Skynyrd to mind, since that flag is part of the band’s logo.
(I didn’t use that version here on The Sticky Egg because, um…no.)
That led us to talking about where we were when we learned about the plane crash that killed half of the band members.
[If you’re too young to a) know who Lynyrd Skynyrd is, or b) remember the plane crash, move along.]
I was in bed asleep. The phone rang — a corded phone, no less — and I walked down to my mother’s bedroom to answer it. A good friend of my oldest brother was on the line, and he was crying. I may have been young, but I knew a call that late at night could only mean one thing…
Someone had died.
We woke up my brother, who came to the phone in a fog of sleep. We heard him say, “Oh no. Oh God. Oh no.” Then he hung up the phone and turned to go back to bed. We stopped him, saying, “Wait — what happened?”
He said simply, “Lynyrd Skynyrd died.”
I’m not sure either my mother or I knew exactly what that meant, so we went on to bed. When we questioned my brother the next morning, he barely remembered the phone call.
But it stuck in my memory, all these years — the day Lynyrd Skynyrd died.
Posted in Family, History, Humor, Music, News
Tagged brother, confederate flag, corded phone, death, family, flag, history, Humor, Lynyrd Skynyrd, memory, mother, Music, news, phone call, plane crash, rock band, the day the music died, The Sticky Egg
I’ve heard of throwing pizza dough in the air…
…but throwing pizza as a punch?
A Florida man threw a hot slice of pizza at his roommate, who called the cops.
And they arrested him.
Since this incident occurred in Florida, it’s really not all that surprising. What is surprising is that the guy didn’t eat the slice when he threw it at him.
When life gives you lemons, buddy. It is pizza, after all.
Posted in Entertainment, Food, Humor, News, Relationships, Travel
Tagged arrest, cops, entertainment, fight, Florida, food, Humor, news, pizza, pizza dough, pizza pie, pizza slice, police, punch, Relationships, roommate, throwing pizza, Travel, when life gives you lemons
Congratulations to 2015 Triple Crown winner American Pharoah, the first three-year old to do so since Affirmed in 1978. And now his name will live forever along side that of past champions Secretariat, Seattle Slew and Citation.
He’s a Kentucky thoroughbred, of course.
Posted in Animals, History, Humor, News, Sports, Travel
Tagged Affirmed, American Pharoah, animals, Citation, history, horse racing, Humor, Kentucky, news, Seattle Slew, Secretariat, Sports, thoroughbred, Travel, Triple Crown
If you’ve ever had the good fortune to travel to Ireland, you might assume (incorrectly) that people who live amongst such rustic countryside and rich history wouldn’t be very forward-thinking.
Turns out they have quite a few things to teach us back here in the USA.
Congratulations, Emerald Isle, on your historic approval of same-sex marriage — the first country to do so by a national vote.
Posted in History, Humor, News, Politics, Relationships, Travel
Tagged Emerald Isle, faith and begorrah, forward-thinking, gay marriage, good fortune, history, Humor, Ireland, national vote, news, politics, Relationships, rustic countryside, same-sex marriage, Travel, USA, vote
Executive Producer Rob Burnett tweeted that it was merely “show business.”
More like a missed opportunity.
The day after the emotional final episode of The Late Show with David Letterman, crews reportedly quickly dismantled the legendary set, throwing much of it into dumpsters.
While I’m sure Letterman and his team took what they wanted before the demolition, think of the monies that could have been raised — for charity, no less — by letting the general public purchase a piece of the show’s 33-year history.
I can’t believe I am the only one to think of that.
That charitable contribution would have been yet another exclamation point in Letterman’s legacy.
Posted in Celebrities, charity, Comedy, Entertainment, History, Humor, Internet, News, newspaper, Television
Tagged charitable contribution, charity, comedy, David Letterman, demolition, dumpsters, entertainment, final episode, hindsight, history, Humor, Internet, legacy, news, Rob Burnett, show business, Television, television set, The Late Show with David Letterman, tweet, Twitter