Because Quinn Miller is a genius and deserves to go viral…
My nephew is getting married next week, which may explain why this item caught my eye.
Wedding rings that really leave a mark.
Colin Hart and his comedian wife Anna Ryan came up with the idea for the “I’m Married” rings last year for their own engagement. Now they’re selling on Cheeky.com — and they’re starting to get a lot of orders.
To get the best mark, you have to order the ring a size too small. The indentation only lasts about 15 minutes after you take the ring off, but Hart figures that’s long enough to dissuade that budding bar conversation.
Evil genius, that one.
And what an evil gift this would make for the nephew — nah, the dirty looks from my family would last way longer.
If you read The Egg with any regularity, you know I was in Vegas last weekend. I worked. I gambled. I came home.
Or so I thought.
Recent photos on Facebook have revealed that I not only stayed in the same hotel as a good friend and former boss –we worked together almost 20 years ago — but I unknowingly met and spoke to his then future daughter-in-law in the elevator.
What the wha??
She was all smiles, of course. I complimented her blonde updo and wished her all the best.
It was nice to think of weddings as I went off to work.
Little did I know — until I spied the photos today on Facebook — that I knew Britt’s future husband and in-laws. Had worked with her future father-in-law for three years. Could have scored an invite to the reception, at the very least.
It’s a small world, after all.
Uh oh. Those ‘newly married’ friends of yours have already lasted an entire year! It’s time to buy an anniversary present — what to do?
No worries — it’s Flitch Day!
According to customs that have been in place since the 15th century, any couple who can prove to a jury of bachelors and maidens that they have lived together in ‘harmony and fidelity’ during the past year gets a flitch of bacon.
No more checking their registry at Target. No more worrying about colors or style of decor. Agonizing about sizes is a thing of the past.
Just pass that platter of bacon to the lucky bride and groom!
(William and Kate are going to be so excited…)
I’ve said it before — people just love to judge.
At the recent royal wedding, Princess Beatrice became the focus of a virtual festival of judging. Did you per chance to see?
Her hat, an original creation by famed London milliner Phillip Treacy — who designed many toppers for the big day — was the object of scorn pretty much from the moment Beatrice stepped out of her car at Westminster Abbey.
A Facebook page even popped up called “Princess Beatrice’s ridiculous Royal hat,” which has netted over 144,000 fans — er, judgers — to date.
Well, Beatrice has taken all that bad press and turned it into a big payday for charity. She placed the much maligned headpiece up for auction on eBay, with the proceeds from the sale going to UNICEF and Children in Crisis.
The recent winning bid? $130,000.
Talk about turning a negative into a positive! Seems that elaborate hat was just pointing out Beatrice’s smarts.
We may not have a royal family in America, but that doesn’t mean we don’t like the idea.
What else explains the attention, devotion and dollars we lay at the feet of celebrity couplings like Brad and Angelina? Ben and Jennifer? Beyonce and Jay-Z?
They’ve been as close as we can get…until now.
Jennifer Rubell, a New York City-based performance artist, is bringing us commoners up close and personal with the royal family in her latest solo show “Engagement,” at Stephen Friedman Gallery in London.
A detailed wax sculpture of Prince William has been placed off-center on a low pedestal. Visitors to the exhibit are encouraged to stand next to ‘he who will be king,’ take his arm, and try on the replica of Kate Middleton’s engagement ring, which lays conveniently in wait on his coat sleeve.
Photo op, anyone?
The back gallery contains a series of drinking paintings featuring real spigots that dispense port, sherry, madeira, gin and rum. Visitors are encouraged to help themselves. (Paper cups included.)
Rubell was a food writer before she turned to participatory art, so the inclusion of spirits — which is a nod to a portrait that was hanging above William and Kate when they made their announcement — is also more in keeping with her previous installations.
Now, I know we have had wax sculptures of celebrities for years. Madame Tussauds has showrooms around the world bursting with dull doppelgangers.
But likenesses of royalty — British, American or whoever — concocted out of food and drink?
I’ll throw some money at that.
Did ya hear the news?
“We’re not getting married.”
What a kill joy.
Actually, it was a joint decision. The couple isn’t going to tie the knot until marriage is legal for everyone, namely gay couples.
The two join a growing list of celebrity couples who have made similar ‘we’re waiting until gay couples can marry’ decrees. I believe the first was Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend. But they broke up in 2010 after nine years of dating…so it kinda became a moot point.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have also declared that they will not get hitched until gay marriage is legal. It is a strong public show of support for the gay community from two very public personalities, so kudos to them.
But this tiny little cynical voice deep down inside of me wonders — is that the real story? Is gay marriage the only reason that these couples are choosing to stay single? Or is it just a very good excuse to have a longer engagement…and keep their options open a bit longer?
They know as well as we how long — or should I say short — marriages are amid the stifling scrutiny of the paparazzi. If adopting a popular cause that they truly believe in gives them a bit more breathing room before they take the leap…
Who can blame them?