What makes a person look older?
Grey hair? Mom jeans? A few extra pounds?
According to the announcers calling the UK-Florida basketball game —
It’s readers.
The announcer actually called them ‘cheaters’ when he spied them in the crowd on UK superfan and actress Ashley Judd. You could hear his disbelief, his teenage fantasies becoming as blurry as the words on her game day program.
She had aged before his very eyes.
One word: progressives.
Too soon
Dear AARP:
This article in your latest edition of Bulletin arrived just a bit too soon after the “60 is the new 40” story…
Let me have my illusions, okay?
Geez.
(Or should that be ‘geezer?’)
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