While I worked at Hallmark, we designed a line of greeting cards targeted specifically at the male consumer.
When it came time to name the card line, we brandied about many monikers. At one point, I suggested headlining the display “FREE BEER.”
Give them what they want, right?
I just passed this signboard at a new restaurant in my neighborhood:
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Okay, patriotic sports fans.
It’s time for you to hurl your alcohol-soaked national pride at one of my favorite sporting events — a sport that dare I say more people watch year-round (instead of once every four years):
Golf’s Ryder Cup, which pits the United States Team versus The World — that’s the entire world, people — kicks off tomorrow in Scotland.
I’m giving you an entire day to prepare. Gather your buddies. Pick your bar and drink of choice. Warm up your vocal chords for the vigorous screaming that will commence.
If you’ve never experienced golf on television before, I invite you to watch these world-class players representing their countries going head-to head.
I think you will be surprised to see how truly exciting it is.
You just might find yourself screaming, beer or not beer.
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This very bug scuttered across my foot today in Central Park.
Okay, maybe he’s a relative. But it looks just like him.
And where did I found the ‘police sketch’ of the insect in question?
On a bottle of beer.
Cicada Indigenous Ale, to be exact.
Funny how something that looks so bucolic on a bottle of brew…
Creeped the living the shit out of me at 7am.
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Five reasons to attend Bacon Bash:
- Bacon brownies
- Bacon burgers
- Bacon chili
- Bacon popcorn
- Bacon candy
- Bacon beer
One big reason not to attend….
I didn’t realize being crowded together like pigs in a pen was part of the experience.
No thank you.
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I have more than one friend and/or family member who records their beer consumption on Twitter.
Why yes, I am very proud.
The app shows the beer name, where they were when they swigged it, and how long they breathed — if indeed they did — between frosty brews.
Now, I’m not much of a beer drinker, but I find myself looking forward to this digital diary…and wanting to participate even though I don’t like it!
Luckily I found the perfect way:
The Random Beer Name Generator.
Just click the button, and it generates a way cool beer name. For example, it just gave me “Irish Elvis Dubble”…
So let’s pretend that’s what I drank this round.
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A cold beer after you’ve cut the lawn sounds good to most people.
But a beer with that ‘real lawn mower experience?’
I think something got lost in translation back in Sweden…
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And the Oscar for Best Beverage Name goes to…
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