You write a blog long enough, you’re bound to start repeating yourself.
Or just realize your pleas are going unanswered.
Way back in August 2009 — when The Sticky Egg had just been hatched — I begged the writers of True Blood to give more screen time to the vamps in Season 2.
And after last night’s season premiere, I feel a repeat of that column — with the appropriate updates, of course — is in order:
Dear True Blood writers:
I started watching your show because of your clever ad campaign featuring vampires. They’re hot right now, as you are well aware. And Bill Compton? He’s really hot.
The first year of the series, you kept me and no doubt a lot of True Blood viewers very happy. It was all Sookie and Bill and the whole vamp storyline. Good times in Bon Temps.
Now, it’s season [four]. [Vampire Eric and Sookie seem poised to pounce upon each other.] I never thought I’d meet a vampire on True Blood to rival my love for Bill, but there [Eric] is. I want more Eric…and more Bill to battle Eric for Sookie’s affections.
But what is this? Some weirdo [woman bringing birds back to life] in the woods? In my house, we call this storyline the elongated commercial break before the real players — the vamps — come back on-screen.
The show’s called True Blood. Show us more of it.
Yep. Still works. ‘Cause it’s still true.
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I figured out why people behaving badly is bothering me so much.
I miss Edward. I miss my perfect vampire.
It’s especially hard now that ‘True Blood’ has finished its season, and I can no longer distract myself with icy blond Eric or southern gentleman Bill. They were always placeholders for Edward — I knew that; we all knew that — but it was an oh, so pleasant way to fill the void.
Now, I’m back to a world crowded with normal, often obnoxious humans. No pale skin that shimmers in the sunlight. No singular kiss that can knock me to my knees (or possibly kill). No endless wealth, because, gee, it’s just as easy to fall in love with a rich vampire as it is a poor one in these hard economic times.
I know I’m not alone in my twi-longings. The Internet is filled with blogs and boards and sites where fans of the series wax poetic as they count down the days until the premiere of “The Twilight Saga: New Moon” on November 20th.
But today I realized that even my local AMC theatre longs for Edward. How can I tell? As I walked my dog past the marquee, where it typically promotes movies currently showing, it displayed:
“Sorority Row,” featuring the trailer for “The Twilight Saga: New Moon”
Wow. So, now they’re promoting the trailer for “New Moon.” They must think we’ll go see anything with Twilight on it.
I mean, I was already planning to see this sure-to-be-a-classic horror film starring Rumor Willis and Audrina Partridge. The “New Moon” trailer playing at the start has nothing to do with it.
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Tagged AMC theatre, Bill Compton, Edward Cullen, Eric Northman, New Moon, Sorority Row, True Blood, Twilight, vampire